Barbara Walters made a special appearance on TMZ TV this week, and "The View" den mother was pissed.
Paris Hilton went postal in a Toronto porn store -- tearing the place apart after spotting a cardboard cutout of herself promoting her sex tape.
One booty-shaking drunk gave Britney Spears a special performance, after she got pulled over as she left Winston's.
Duane "Dog" Chapman was caught repeatedly using the N-word on tape this week, but his pastor tells TMZ the bounty hunter is not a racist.
Willy Wonka was nowhere in sight, but a bunch of Oompa Loompas ran amok in Vegas, getting serious action from a group of hotties.