Lohan's Man in the Back Where He Belongs

31. Hey Lowhore getting drunk yet loser

Posted at 11:22PM on Nov 3rd 2007 by Shut up

32. Can Lindsay just go away and actually rehab?

Her days of making millions in the movie industry are over. Having your picture taken every day does not equate to box-office success.

She is one screwed-up gir, with even crazier parents.

But....it is the best ( | ) that Reilly will EVER get. Hes prob number 20 to dip his stick in her.

Posted at 10:50PM on Nov 3rd 2007 by Dr. Suess

33. LiLo. Cute name. Brought to us by the dumbasses who gave us Bennifer and other crap like that. Okay First of all Lindsey needs to go back to whatever street corner she was found on. Second, Riley is no BF, he is a bitch. Considering what a tch she is, they are perfect for each other. Last, I can't wait to hear about something actually tragic happening to the three whores (Brit, Paris, and LiLo), like, say, skin cancer. You know, so they'll actually have to send time with real people in a real hospital. That would be poetic justice

Posted at 10:24AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Stop th insanityalready

34. Lindsay Lohan has no functioning brain cells. She needs to stay away from the papz as much as possible. Her movies bomb at the box office and she is a coke-head that faiils to show up at work.

She can have her picture taken all day long, it does not sell movie tickets.

Now Baba, go to bed, its past your bedtime.

Posted at 11:04PM on Nov 3rd 2007 by Papparazzi Sux

35. Papparazzi Sux,

You are such a joke...staying up late due to time change we have in here in the U.S. of A. Yes Lindsay had a drug problem which she has acknowledge...why are you kicking this young woman when she is down? Why do you have such hatred toward slim women?

Is there some secret in your ethnic background?

Posted at 11:10PM on Nov 3rd 2007 by I promise to hunt you down ... I am Baba

36. Hey Riley,

Wear a condom......

Posted at 11:10PM on Nov 3rd 2007 by FlBiker

37. PS--

I graduated from 6th grade many years ago... I believe it was right after your dad was arrested for that incident with the youth hockey team he was coaching or do I have you mixed up with someone else?

Posted at 11:29PM on Nov 3rd 2007 by I promise to hunt you down ... I am Baba

38. MissVee -- LOL You should be a romance consultant.

I Lindsay has been trying too hard to wear the fabric that she thinks everyone expects from her - and she keeps coming up short. She should go with her own style and the content, size, expense, vintage and wear won't be a problem at all. Since it'll be a natural fit.

Posted at 1:22AM on Nov 4th 2007 by SinCity

39. I'm so messed up. I actually had a dream with Lindsay kissing me on the face. Nice soft sweet kisses on the lips, and, umm, that's too much info...

What is firecrotch doing with that junkie snowboard dork anyway?

Lindsay is missing out on this puppet action. Once you go wood, you're hooked. Axe my rats.

Thanks

P.S. I bet the Lindsay ends up in rehab again before Christmas.

You can take the ho from the snow... you fill in the rest. Coke addicts are the most predictable and depressing people. :(

Posted at 1:55AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Conky

40. No one cares about has-been BLOW-han. Do more stories about psycho lesbian Slutney "unfitney" Spears...

Posted at 1:24AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Slutney, Twitney, Tw*tney, Squatney

41. have you ever seen a picture of this guy smiling --- YEESH !

Posted at 2:35AM on Nov 4th 2007 by boss-yr-hog

42.
She is not sober. And she is not into that guy all that much now that she is out in her own element again.. Just a matter of time.

Posted at 3:34AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Karm

43. I agree with # 41. She seems like she is headed down the wrong path again.

Posted at 4:54AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Me

44. Hey Baba and Pap Sux: I have enjoyed your banter back & forth - but Papa Sux - you are an idiot! And are those the best insults you can come up with? My condolences on your failure to graduate from elementary school. And my condolences on your weight problems. It's so obvious that you are projecting in your hatred of Lindsay (and Paris, Nicole, Britney, etc).

Remember it's not their fault that you are fat, lazy, and uneducated with a minimum wage job! Don't begrudge others' success b/c you have none. Nada. Zip. Zero.

Papa Sux, you find consolation in a bag of Doritos followed by a Mallomar & Tasty Cake chaser, washed down with some Hawaiian Punch. Go back to your Red State loser friends and stop spreading the hate towards celebutants who would never even let you park their car!!!!!

To Baba - I like the way you think! Keep on posting, my sister!!!

Posted at 6:48AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Winky Vitalic

45. btw HM Sheppard - I assume you would know all about Hefty bags since that's your dress size? No one is forcing you to watch or read anything with or about LiLo so go back to the fat farm where you belong and lay off beautiful LiLo!

Posted at 6:55AM on Nov 4th 2007 by Winky Vitalic