Celebrity Justice
Britney's Really, Really, Really Bad Timing

Britney Spears, Mark Vincent KaplanSo Britney Spears and K-Fed's lawyer walk into a bar ... no, it's not the beginning of a joke.

Our spies were there when Uber-lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan was at the bar at the Four Seasons Hotel in Bev Hills at around 6:30 last night, when guess who walked in -- Britney, Alli Sims and Brit's manager, Sam Lufti. Imagine her shock when she came face-to-face with the man who engineered the custody miracle for K-Fed -- in a bar!!

As the stunned trio faced Kaplan, the barrister said, "Nothing to worry about. I'm not on duty." With that, Brit and Co. walked out. BTW, she wasn't drinking.

One more thing -- there's a hot rumor that K-Fed is doing "Oprah" -- mind out of gutter please -- her show. It's not true.



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61. What about love and forever!

Posted at 5:16PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Victoria

62. To Smart dude:
You're not too smart. Somehow you made the Britney Spears/K-fed custody battle about race. How interesting. Whose a racist, baby?

Posted at 5:21PM on Nov 4th 2007 by ToniC

63. # 27 TL I doubt she babyproofed the house any more than she got that license plate for her car!!! She really just loves to defy EVERYONE doesn't she? She just thinks she's so much better than anyone else, doesn't have to obey any laws. Never learns from the mistakes. Just keeps making the same ones over and over. I just have to wonder if she ever asks herself , if she's so smart and knows everything, why her life is such a mess. I guess she just tells herself, like her fans do, that it's everybody else's fault.

Posted at 5:20PM on Nov 4th 2007 by bogie

64. She can't sing, can't dance, isn't pretty and is as dumb as a doorknob. Maybe we just need this comic relief. She certainly provides more than her share. She is the biggest joke around.

Posted at 5:26PM on Nov 4th 2007 by I just don't get it

65. 32 and 57: Exactly what planet are you transmitting from?????

Posted at 5:27PM on Nov 4th 2007 by bogie

66. K-Prick and Kaplan are the biggest dirtbags in the world. All they are after is Britney's money. I've heard that Kaplan has always been a shyster lawyer and has never had many clients. TMZ, why don't you stop stalking Britney? Who's paying you for the constant harassment ? Probably Kaplan, of course. With Britney's money, no less. You are sick to keep reporting on her. Why do you hate her so much?

Posted at 5:38PM on Nov 4th 2007 by XYZ

67. I am a volunteer at a Mental Health Clinic. We frequently see people like Britney - laughing on the outside, crying on the inside. These people show a happy and defiant face to the public and suffer horribly on the inside. I wish there was someone who Britney could trust enough to get her some help. She's worth saving.

Posted at 5:49PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Ann

68. # 62- I can't agree more. I only hope while she is busy proving she 'doesn't have to listen" to anyone, the kids don't suffer for it. I suppose having the monitor helps- but a ruling is a ruling- and it was supposed to be by nov 2.

Posted at 5:56PM on Nov 4th 2007 by TL

69. To those of you who keep saying that there’s no proof that Britney did dope. On Oct. 26th, her own mother testified that she knew Britney had used cocaine in the past, but didn’t believe she is presently addicted. Her father testified that he had a sick daughter who needs to get help. We also don’t know if she has passed any drug tests. That info can only be given to the commissioner and the attorneys for Kevin and Britney.

I don’t think Britney really cares about any of it.

Posted at 6:17PM on Nov 4th 2007 by DIANE T

70. We have all read what Britney makes a month. What about K-Ferdergoon? Does he have any money that he doesn't get (steal) from Britney? Shar must not have any money so he doesn't want custody of those little bastards. If Britney was the best mother in the world, slimeball K-Dud and his sleazy lawyers would still be after her money. He has been after her money since the day they met. Also, I think K-Dud and Shar are in cahoots together.

Posted at 6:25PM on Nov 4th 2007 by J.M.

71. Come on folks...She is NOTHING but a spoiled little rich bitch kid how got EVERTHING she wanted after her rise to fame & fortune. She thinks that everyone should bow down, kiss her toes and do what ever she wants. If she dosen't got what she want's or desires. She throws a tantrum. She need a GOOD butt whippin just like a 7 year old who says she is going to hold her breath & turn blue just to get her way. Put her butt in jail for 90 days & dry her out & make her go to AA & MAYBE she will be the recording artest she once was and could be again...

A 60 YR.OLDS THOUGHTS.........

Posted at 10:31PM on Nov 4th 2007 by phil

72. I can't believe some of the moronic comments I've read about this (or that I actually took the time to do so).

First of all, what does that fact that she's white have to do with the price of tea in China? I suppose people of other ethnicities NEVER get brought center stage for a good ridicule session? Maybe the legal troubles of Michael Jackson were just a figment of our imagination and heaven forbid we forget Mariah Carey's drug problems, Bill Cosby's infidelity issues, J-Lo's multiple short-term relationship dramas...

Secondly - while I'm a huge skeptic of stars who suddenly get on the wagon after so many recent bouts with substance abuse, they DO serve other things aside from alcohol in bars. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the concept of going to a bar for anything other than getting blitzed, they also happen to serve coffee, tea, juice, soda (I'm partial to Shirley Temples) and non-alcoholic frozen drinks. She was in a hotel lounge, not a nightclub. Those lounges are commonly used for business meetings (after all her manager was part of the group) and they also serve food aside from beverages...

Posted at 7:45PM on Nov 4th 2007 by RJ

73. Um when did her mother say that?As far as I'm aware the testimonies were not made public. What is your source for this?

Posted at 6:30PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Confused

74. K-Fed is a worthless piece of S...! All he seems able to do is get girls pregnant - without any intention of supporting the children. Girls will run like hell from him from now on. That's why he has to get as much money as he can from Britney - to support him for the rest of his life, 'cause no girl will ever had anything to do with him again.

Posted at 6:39PM on Nov 4th 2007 by K-Fed is a Slimeball

75. Why would you go to a bar if you weren't there to drink? She just noticed Kaplan before she got one ordered. Lucky break.

Posted at 10:47PM on Nov 4th 2007 by kc

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