The Same Ol' Britney Routine

Britney Spears is becoming ridiculously predictable. The popwreck loves her tanning, loves her shopping and really loves her Starbucks!


Brit Brit and her trusty sidekick Alli made the rounds yesterday, and decided to employ a total stranger at a children's clothing store to escort her to her car. The eager and very boisterous woman obliged, and Brit thanked her before saying, "Tell my friend to hurry up." Britney's next assistant, perhaps?

Of course, Brit had to stop to get one of her frappuccinos. "The foamy stuff tickles my lippers, y'all!"



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46. Britney - your Sweater Girl look is very, very nice.

Posted at 3:20PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Jack

47. .

Man!


Look at how HAPPY she is....


without her kids, her "adorable mistakes".

Posted at 3:22PM on Nov 4th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

48. I notice the last few shots I have seen of her, she is dressed so more of her body is covered. It makes her look like she has lost 20 pounds. Keep it up Brit!

Posted at 3:33PM on Nov 4th 2007 by nana

49. The paparazzi so disgusts me. This lady tells them to back up because they literally can't get out the door. Paparazzi's response: "You're not in charge here! You're not in charge here!" Why don't you people grow up and get real jobs instead of harassing people and being totally rude.

Posted at 3:48PM on Nov 4th 2007 by kris

50. How come TMZ forces you to watch these commercials that play flawlessly when you try to watch a clip, then the video you were trying to see stutters like s@#t?

Posted at 1:07AM on Nov 5th 2007 by bossman

51. come on TMZ.........if you have nothing new to write about her why don't you just wait another day. She'll give you something, I'm sure. This article is worthless.

Posted at 5:33PM on Nov 4th 2007 by bored to death

52. Those Starbuks Frappacinos go right to her hips, tummy. They are very fattening!!! With whipped cream about 500-600 calories per cup. No wonder she is becoming chubby. She lives on those drinks.

Posted at 5:42PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Lori

53. .

Ya know, a couple things:

1. those Dolce Gabbana sunglasses are really, REALLY, retarded looking.

2. everyone wonders why Zitney wears those moronic hair extensions after all this time has passed since she shaved her empty head. Well, geez, have seen her ears?! She has the funniest, gooberish ears I've ever seen on a female and I thin she knows their weird looking. She has the same ears as these two guys:

http://www.mcasd.org/uploadedimages/twins.jpg


I will say this, better seeing her funny looking ears and fugly face, I guess, than seeing her nazty va-jay-jay. That thang is......

I bet some day Jayden J and Sean P are gonna be horrified they came from that oozin', fugly thang!

Well anyhow, DING DANG y'all!

Posted at 10:45PM on Nov 4th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

54. I got something much better to tickle her trout lippers with. It's warm, firm and squirt delicious fluids!

Posted at 6:00PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Inspector Gadget

55. IS IT TRUE Britney is haveing a baby with Steve-O and Rosie O' Donnell?

Posted at 6:21PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Wonder Bread

56. I can't believe how Miss Queen Britny thinks she can order regular people around like this lady to escort her to her car or the LAPD. I would tell her to kiss my azz and stay the F**k home. She seems to be thrilled to have dumped her 2 kids.One day she will be broke,alone,fat and no one will want her picture.

Posted at 6:24PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Can't believe it

57. Hey #55 Inspector F_gget I have something to tickle your lips with, but you have had my type of delicous fluids in your face before, not from me but from a man - Britney look alike, PS by the way mine is MUCH MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!!!

Posted at 6:36PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Wonder Bread

58. #57 I am sure if they didn't want to do it they would tell her to "kiss my ass"...

Posted at 6:46PM on Nov 4th 2007 by wtf

59. Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this because I have always HATED this girl... but ding dang, y'all, she never gives up. She just gets out there and does her thing. Would it be better if she hid in the house all the time and cried? I mean, sure, it might be less ANNOYING... but when a lot of people are hating on you and calling you names and you just get out there and do your thing... it's either you have b*lls, or you're just too completely retarded to care. I don't know which it is with her, but I think it's a bit of each. Still, I give her credit for not disappearing. Hiding is easier than getting out there and facing the world!

Posted at 6:28PM on Nov 5th 2007 by the lost

60. What does she buy when she shops? Sure can't be nice clothes!

Posted at 7:13PM on Nov 4th 2007 by Sandra

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