Code Blonde -- National Guard Rushes for Jessica

Jessica Simpson swooped into New York's JFK airport Friday night with a six-person military escort fit for a visiting head of state. But a National Guard honcho tells TMZ, he's looking into whether the troops were really doing their job -- or just star-struck.


We were there as Simpson touched down and strolled through the airport. We're told the troops got wind Jessica was in the airport and they rushed to search and protect as she walked to her Escalade. The soldiers, outfitted in fatigues, kept photogs at bay.

National Guard Major Angelo Agro tells us he investigated the incident, and says that the soldiers were doing crowd control -- at the request of American Airlines. Asked why six armed soldiers were needed to guard one petite blonde, we're told that it was originally a group of "two or three" soldiers and that the rest of the crew just happened to be walking out at the end of their shift.

Despite the soldiers' efforts, one of the snapper's cameras collided with a friend of Jess' mom, sending her to the pavement, shaking her up badly. None of the soldiers helped the fallen women -- instead they closely guarded their prize.

BTW, the terror alert has been elevated to yellow -- not to be confused with blonde.

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

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16. Haha Sam! Exactly. I first thought this was some spectator faking injury to later sue Jessica. So what if they escorted her; big deal! Yes, let's launch a huge investigation and dishonerably discharge all of them.

Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 5th 2007 by kris

17. Next time the terrorists should send Jessica on a head as a decoy! Pathetic use of government resources!

Posted at 1:38PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Sters

18. Tha t certainly makes them look like a bunch of dogs.

Posted at 1:45PM on Nov 5th 2007 by penny

19. Man down! Man down! Ah and, for the record, one of the guys did help her up. I don't blame them for not helping more - she totally looks like she's faking! Did anything even actually hit her?

Posted at 1:48PM on Nov 5th 2007 by kris

20. Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!! How about an article on a REAL celebrity---not a 15 second fame 2 shame shop-a-holic!! It's not like Mick Jagger was strolling through the airport!

Posted at 1:52PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Rock-n-roll Mommy

21. It really doesn't matter......I would escort her anywhere she wanted to go.......wow what a lady!

Posted at 2:08PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Jessica rocks

22. The nerve of that woman, stealing Jessica's photomoment. Poor Jess, she never gets a break.

Posted at 2:13PM on Nov 5th 2007 by nervy

23. Ugh! Jessica Simpson and Tori Spelling, Sorry I just don't get it..

Posted at 2:15PM on Nov 5th 2007 by JB Fletcher

24. First, I agree. Nice perk for the guys and they deserve it. Shame on everyone who begrudes our people in uniform a few minutes of fun.....

But secondly.....Hey editors, WATCH THE VIDEO, before writing the copy that accompanies it. The guardsmen DID help the fallen woman. I realize that your organization is not on a first name basis with the ethics of journalism, but dang. First you slander the reputation of our men in uniform in the copy and then to show the truth in the video. What? Do you think we are all so stupid we wouldn't notice and catch you out in your lie?

Posted at 2:17PM on Nov 5th 2007 by 2020 vision

25. its not like the Airline is paying these guardsmen, but they should be courts martialed for taking orders from an unauthorized commander. But hey its really stupid, If Jessica didn't mind being escorted and the guys were just passing through the airport like her I think its perfectly OK. But if they hurt anyone the Guard would have to answer to their actions

Posted at 2:18PM on Nov 5th 2007 by La Hiedra Venenosa

26. Jessica wishes people cared enough to pay attention to her

Posted at 2:19PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Snarky Bitch

27. hahahah real men to the rescue... i love it.

Posted at 2:28PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Raven

28. In the meantime, there could have been somebody sneaking a gun or bomb onto an airplane.

Posted at 2:36PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Wiz

29. What a bunch of losers-the Guard was not there for Simpson but to protect the rest of the world from another pap feeding frenzy.

This has become typical of TMZ-it's time to cancel with its owner-AOL.

Posted at 2:37PM on Nov 5th 2007 by dave

30. What a waste of the tax payers money!!!! I demand a refund!!!!

Posted at 2:59PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Charlie K.

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