Nick and Nessa -- Doing What They Do Best

31. Nicks so lazy I bet his new squeeze does all of the work while he lays there.
Has anybody noticed how the lazy jerk holds a microphone. Like its tea time in the castle! He is such a panzy that has to have a woman on his arm all the time to make up for all of his other inadequacies. Jessica was the star of the show. He was just a controlling jerk that lived off of her fame and fortune. Get a real job Nick, I hear your brother needs someone to carry his luggage and polish his dancing shoes. He has more talent in his little finger than you will ever have in 5 lifetimes. LOZER!

Posted at 5:23PM on Nov 5th 2007 by MountainDrew

32. I don't care what anyone says, Nick is disturbing looking.

Posted at 5:23PM on Nov 5th 2007 by charley varrick

33. Two scorpios, I think they make good friends but life time lovers? I don't know.. It won't last at all. maybe in 6 more months, and then it all over..beleive me. This is not your psychic friends network..that's why you don't have to pay 4.99 per minute either..

Posted at 5:26PM on Nov 5th 2007 by oh

34. One thing about Vanessa's sagging boobs is when she goes swimming, they float up under each arm and she can use them as water wings! Those two needs to be put in the one hit wonder hall of fame cause neither of them will amount to anything. They will probably live on Jessica's alimony money till there is only enough left to buy a fancy doublewide and put it in a Cincinnatti trailer park. Nick always looks so nasty with that unshaven face and dirty looking clothes. Go Reds! Go away Nick!

Posted at 5:29PM on Nov 5th 2007 by PeteBench

35. He is soo lovely to look at..........

Posted at 9:28AM on Nov 7th 2007 by chopsueyluey

36. Vanessa has been promoting Bongo jeans, and her makeup line for Kohls, and Nick is working on his new CD. Like #29 stated, they share the same B-day, and were invited to the resort for that reason. They have been lying low living their lives. They don't feel it necessary to be in the limelight 24-7 like Nicks ex, Jessica, who shows up at every and any event. Also, Vanessa has probably been wanting to keep a low profile after those Lindsay knife pics, and also her and Nicks nude hot tub pics.

Posted at 6:12PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Tas

37. The people that post comments on TMZ just keep getting meaner and meaner.

What a bunch of losers you are. Get a life.

Posted at 6:22PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Connie

38. WOW; she's got nice breasteses...

Posted at 6:19PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Hubba Hubba...

39. How soon before the two of these Hollywood nitwits end up on Celebrity Couples Amazing Race!!!

Posted at 6:45PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Nick

40. They were vacationing in Puerto Rico.... didn't know.... That's where I'm from.....lots of celebrities come here and no one seem to notice, haha is cause there aren't so many paps here.......Britney needs to come here....

Posted at 9:00PM on Nov 5th 2007 by luna

41. These two D-lister need to get a real job already. Jessica's money must be running out soon. Nick is turning into a coke head just like party girl Vanessa. This gold digger is bad for his career. It's all they have in common. I can't wait for him to dump her fat, pock mark face.

Another site had a full body photo of them in their bathing suits and her legs look like a spider web (covered in veins) and her wonky implants are hanging low.

Posted at 6:59PM on Nov 5th 2007 by Blah

42. Nick's next album will flop. His last one only sold because it was all about Jessica. Nobody wants to hear him sing about Vanessa's hairy, smelly cooch.

Posted at 10:27PM on Nov 5th 2007 by What A Pair of Losers

43. What's that wierd bump on her boob??

Posted at 7:11PM on Nov 5th 2007 by bunny pembridge

44. WHAT ARE THESE TWO GOING TO DO WHEN THE PARTYS OVER ?

Posted at 7:36PM on Nov 5th 2007 by bitchnwhat

45. nice photo!!

Posted at 8:56PM on Nov 5th 2007 by kazuhiro , age 40 , japan