Girls Just Want to Have a Decent Outfit

That's not a long lost Dixie Chick, it's Cyndi Lauper!
Cyndi Lauper
The ageless 54-year-old '80s pop star she-bopped into a NYC gala on Monday, dressed in a Shakespearean blazer, Hannah Montana plaid knickers and a torturous pair of orthopedic lace-up boots, last seen in a Wild West bordello.

She's so unusual!