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David Gest: Beauty and the Beast

Authorities are looking for the whereabouts of this gorgeous woman -- last spotted in England with the expressionless wildebeest known as David Gest!

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.



Tags: David Gest, DavidGest, Sophie Anderton, SophieAnderton

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1. Hookers rule!

Posted at 11:48AM on Nov 7th 2007 by Buddy

2. FREAKS FIRST!

Posted at 11:48AM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rusty Vain

3. YES I SAID IT.....HE IS UGGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYYYY

Posted at 11:51AM on Nov 7th 2007 by GROSSED OUT

4. Good Gawd!!!! Without Liza's money he hasn't been able to afford a face tune up. His face lift is seriously dropping

Posted at 11:52AM on Nov 7th 2007 by livia

5. you guys are mean

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 7th 2007 by xtina

6. How about some herpes?

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 7th 2007 by Bean 1

7. Girls now don't be jealous and caddy I'm sure mr.Gest has time and enough love for all of you. Just look deep into his big bulging freaky eyes.
I personally would not do this guy for all the money in the world and George Clooney and Brad Pit strapped to him.
,,,,,Oh god, I just barfed in my mouth.

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rusty Vain

8. Archie Bell and he Drells sing to David Gest:

Let's tighten it up now
Do the tighten up
Everybody can do it now
So get to it

We're gonna tighten up
Let's do the tighten up
You can do it now
So baby, get to it

Posted at 12:00PM on Nov 7th 2007 by livia

9. she is either crazy or a hooker

Posted at 12:05PM on Nov 7th 2007 by austin

10. guest looks like harvey's brother, or dad?- separarted at birth?

Posted at 12:18AM on Nov 8th 2007 by doggedinla

11. Where oh where oh where oh where did I park the Six-Four Impala?

Posted at 12:10PM on Nov 7th 2007 by wasted days and wasted nights

12. Damn, is that Phil Specter's cousin?

Posted at 12:16PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rosemary

13. I dont understand. is this woman really missing or what? Am I missing something?? someone please explain this to me!! Thank You

Posted at 12:20PM on Nov 7th 2007 by hoootooowl

14. This is wrong in so many ways!

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 7th 2007 by SharptonUSuck

15. M U M M M Y - Miaaaaaaaaaa ! ! !

Posted at 12:21PM on Nov 7th 2007 by christianvictor

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