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David Gest: Beauty and the Beast

Authorities are looking for the whereabouts of this gorgeous woman -- last spotted in England with the expressionless wildebeest known as David Gest!

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.



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31. Now that is one ugly man. He must be paying her to be seen with him. Run for your life Sophia!

Posted at 12:42PM on Nov 7th 2007 by K

32. #33...are you serious? What's wrong with your eyes? What taste you have.

Posted at 12:44PM on Nov 7th 2007 by ?

33. what a scary looking man. and what's up with the clothes he's been wearing, what are you 18?

Posted at 12:58PM on Nov 7th 2007 by -

34. #32...no stupid....she isn't really missing. It's a joke! What the hell is wrong with his face. Makes me want to throw up.

Posted at 12:52PM on Nov 7th 2007 by I see stupid people!

35. Actually #31....hey stupid!

Posted at 12:53PM on Nov 7th 2007 by I see stupid people!

36. Wow...that must be some great sex going on............

Posted at 12:55PM on Nov 7th 2007 by ...

37. PHIL SPECTOR PART II

He F-in killed her.............. He must have slipped her a pill and when she wouldn't kiss her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he did his thing. See him in Jail.

Anything for Press.

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 7th 2007 by RockersItsDangerous.com

38. The very definition of ugly. He looks like a corpse with its eyes frozen open. Liza had to be on drugs to be with this guy! Ughhhh!

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 7th 2007 by boredatwork

39. Uh- could it be possible that he's a nice guy?

Posted at 1:04PM on Nov 7th 2007 by A

40. He must be well endowed. Or something.

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 7th 2007 by jerry bucci

41. Ok, so when you're 5'6 and 200lbs and over 60, should you really be dressing like Justin Timberlake?
UGH! And the rug! Dave, people can tell you're bald on Mars!
Sweet Jesus!

Posted at 1:06PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Ron

42. They look like Boris and Natasha.

Posted at 1:10PM on Nov 7th 2007 by pix

43. Models love hanging around with gay men. It's no surprise. As an aside, try not to stare directly in his face - very Svengoolie like.

Posted at 1:28PM on Nov 7th 2007 by TGIW

44. Wherever David Gest is taking Sophia Anderton (WHO?), I hope the date includes a restaurant. Give that stick a sandwich!

Posted at 1:33PM on Nov 7th 2007 by bankroll

45. He is more gastly than any halloween costume I've ever seen!

Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Here comes the judge

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