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David Gest: Beauty and the Beast

Authorities are looking for the whereabouts of this gorgeous woman -- last spotted in England with the expressionless wildebeest known as David Gest!

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.



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46. DO YA THINK U CAN DIG UP ANY PHOTOS OF DAVID BEFORE HIS ASSORTED COSMETIC PROCEDURES? HE HASN'T ALWAYS LOOKED THIS GOOD.

Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 7th 2007 by shakira

47. OMG, is the young woman Blind?

Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Evan

48. I don't get it- why would they say she is missing if she isn't really missing???

Posted at 1:50PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Huh?

49. He looks like a shaved MONKEY.

Posted at 2:12PM on Nov 7th 2007 by buggy

50. he looks like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz

Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Lisa

51. Phil Spector's uglier twin..I personally believe if someone is that unattractive that they should just stay indoors.

Posted at 2:47PM on Nov 7th 2007 by JB Fletcher

52. Must suck to have gotten the ugly genes.

Posted at 2:59PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Deelicious

53. It's SOPHIE Anderton guys!!! Do your homework!!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Laura

54. Egad! I thought news to Great Britain traveled faster than that! Even I wouldn't be caught with David Gest and I'm no beauty.

Posted at 4:05PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rocky

55. Well, what do you expect? He was married to Liza Minelli! UGH!

Posted at 4:06PM on Nov 7th 2007 by moveover00

56. lol ... GOOD GRIEF ! can you make it more obvious that your a gold digger lady ! GOd who could be near that THING never the less touching The creepy thing with lags and eyeballs !!!! gross ! nasty ! yuk ! stupid whores deserve what they get.

Posted at 4:14PM on Nov 7th 2007 by yup

57. For people who think posters here are mean to David Gest....his outsides match his insides.
What a knarly face he has...and a pouchy body. He's a nut, and you can see it in his crossed eyes...the man is a kook.

Posted at 4:30PM on Nov 7th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

58. That guy just is the worst to try and look at can you imagine what he looks like without makeup?

Posted at 4:36PM on Nov 7th 2007 by janet

59. WHY HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE AN EGYPTIAN MUMMY ?

Posted at 6:22PM on Nov 7th 2007 by apple juicy A.J.

60. he looks like wearing something nick hogan would wear. also, his eyes are burning my soul *creeped out*

Posted at 6:25PM on Nov 7th 2007 by hora

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