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David Gest: Beauty and the Beast

Authorities are looking for the whereabouts of this gorgeous woman -- last spotted in England with the expressionless wildebeest known as David Gest!

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.



Tags: David Gest, DavidGest, Sophie Anderton, SophieAnderton

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46. I don't know - should he be wearing crosses?

Posted at 1:38PM on Nov 7th 2007 by bankroll

47. I got it! I know who he looks like - anyone remember "beetlejuice' from the Howard Stern Show on E!? OMG! It's his long lost white brother!

Posted at 1:43PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Disturbed

48. DO YA THINK U CAN DIG UP ANY PHOTOS OF DAVID BEFORE HIS ASSORTED COSMETIC PROCEDURES? HE HASN'T ALWAYS LOOKED THIS GOOD.

Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 7th 2007 by shakira

49. OMG, is the young woman Blind?

Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Evan

50. I don't get it- why would they say she is missing if she isn't really missing???

Posted at 1:50PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Huh?

51. He looks like a shaved MONKEY.

Posted at 2:12PM on Nov 7th 2007 by buggy

52. he looks like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz

Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Lisa

53. Phil Spector's uglier twin..I personally believe if someone is that unattractive that they should just stay indoors.

Posted at 2:47PM on Nov 7th 2007 by JB Fletcher

54. Must suck to have gotten the ugly genes.

Posted at 2:59PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Deelicious

55. It's SOPHIE Anderton guys!!! Do your homework!!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Laura

56. lol ... GOOD GRIEF ! can you make it more obvious that your a gold digger lady ! GOd who could be near that THING never the less touching The creepy thing with lags and eyeballs !!!! gross ! nasty ! yuk ! stupid whores deserve what they get.

Posted at 4:14PM on Nov 7th 2007 by yup

57. Egad! I thought news to Great Britain traveled faster than that! Even I wouldn't be caught with David Gest and I'm no beauty.

Posted at 4:05PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rocky

58. Well, what do you expect? He was married to Liza Minelli! UGH!

Posted at 4:06PM on Nov 7th 2007 by moveover00

59. For people who think posters here are mean to David Gest....his outsides match his insides.
What a knarly face he has...and a pouchy body. He's a nut, and you can see it in his crossed eyes...the man is a kook.

Posted at 4:30PM on Nov 7th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

60. That guy just is the worst to try and look at can you imagine what he looks like without makeup?

Posted at 4:36PM on Nov 7th 2007 by janet

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