David Gest: Beauty and the Beast

11/7/2007 1:37 PM PST
Authorities are looking for the whereabouts of this gorgeous woman -- last spotted in England with the expressionless wildebeest known as David Gest!

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.