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David Gest: Beauty and the Beast

Authorities are looking for the whereabouts of this gorgeous woman -- last spotted in England with the expressionless wildebeest known as David Gest!

British model/reality star Sophie Anderton, 30, was seen leaving a London club Tuesday, arm-in-arm with Liza Minnelli's ghastly 54-year-old troll ex-hasbeen. Run for your lives!

This species of David Gest monster is particularly known for latching onto vulnerable females, frivolous lawsuits and its macabre frozen face. Any leads to their whereabouts should be sent to Scotland Yard.



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61. WHY HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE AN EGYPTIAN MUMMY ?

Posted at 6:22PM on Nov 7th 2007 by apple juicy A.J.

62. he looks like wearing something nick hogan would wear. also, his eyes are burning my soul *creeped out*

Posted at 6:25PM on Nov 7th 2007 by hora

63. With all of his money - he should at least try surgery.

Posted at 7:10PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Curtis

64. #55 ha ha ha ha a shaved monkey, that is a good one!

Posted at 7:38PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Just saying

65. This is the scariest man on the planet! Why does he look like this? I wonder if his mom had to tie a bone around his neck to get the dog to play with him? He gives me the creeps!

Posted at 8:05PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Buffay

66. now imagine (if you can) his " O " face as he hovers over you?


oh, oh , oh God I'm going to ...




Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Posted at 8:29PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rusty Vain

67. I SWEAR he looks like a South Park character. Since when did he become a rapper?

Posted at 8:29PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Long Island

68. LIZA FED TOO MUCH DRUGS TO HIM DURING THEIR MARRIAGE , NOW HIS EYE DEAD .

Posted at 5:59PM on Nov 8th 2007 by apple juicy A.J.

69. Hey #65.....with that face hovering over you....man I bet half that face would slide right down all that loose skin, choking off your oxygen!

Posted at 9:44PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Just saying

70. Dang! he is one of the ugliest men I ever saw. Yuck!

Posted at 10:27PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Go with the Flow!

71. Wow, he's really small, tiny hands too.

Posted at 11:46PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Lollypop Guild

72. Hey, talk about the CREEP of all creeps, other than OJ Simpson of course, this guy is definitely one of the main contenders. Just look at his eyes. Scary looking. How would you like to look at that every day? No wonder Liza went a bit crazy after him. I can't imagine how she'd put up with someone like him, yuck, yuck, and more yuck!!! Go Liza, and just thank God, you're not with him anymore, no matter how painful that surely was!!! You're a free woman now. Now, that, musta been pure HELL. God Bless you Liza.

Posted at 12:39AM on Nov 8th 2007 by Happy To Be Me

73. Now that's a face only a brick would like!!!

Posted at 12:31AM on Nov 8th 2007 by Lenn K.

74. she's 30? i thought she was 50.

Posted at 1:09AM on Nov 8th 2007 by ladyli1

75. Compared to David Gest.....Wayne Newton looks like a Chippendale Dancer.

Posted at 2:58AM on Nov 8th 2007 by Vegazzz

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