Beauty
God Save the Bling

Move over, amateur rappers and poser hip hoppers -- you've got nothin' on Her Majesty! Ka-bling!
Queen Elizabeth II
The most fabulous of all queens trotted out some of her best bling for the opening of Parliament yesterday. The Crown Jewels, which are kept in the Tower of London, are only shlepped out for major events. Her Madge also has the largest private collection in the world; although there's no complete list of all the baubles -- it includes 14 tiaras, 98 brooches and 5 hefty pendants -- worth an estimated $750 million. Do say!

Her personal fortune was estimated to be worth $10 billion -- so it would appear that Elizabling is just rockin' a sample of her rocks, bro.




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31. I think she looks GREAT!.... She does have some power- more than any of our elected Puppets---errr---officials.

The diamonds, brooches, and other trappings of her position have been handed down for generations- it isn't like she went to Tiffany's and bought some of their dime-store crap.

Long live, Queen Elizabeth.

Stop hating, "playas".......

Posted at 3:42PM on Nov 7th 2007 by JB

32. It must get lonely sitting on the top of the pyramid she's built, godless even.

This little ant bully looks like she'd be the life of the party. Pity everything she sits for is a con. You are what you eat and you all ate her. Doesn't look a day over 66.

Charities you say? She is the charity. We all give to her. It's called The System. She's laughing all the way to her North Pole secretly located diamond covered Batcave.

To Die For...she is???

Posted at 3:24PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Iseedeadpeople

33. Love the shoulder bows.

Posted at 3:58PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Wasabi Pea

34. Queen Elizabeth comments on celebrity websites. Her handle is Queen Elizabeth. True.

Posted at 4:21PM on Nov 7th 2007 by DidUKnow?

35. I was sitting (on the toilet smoking) Parliament the day that the Queen spoke. I heard her say these words with passion:

"Diamonds are forever, they are all I need to please me, they can stimulate or tease me, they won't leave in the night, I've no fear they might desert me....".

The Queen has devoted her life to keeping the country's spirit up and gives advice to the Prime Minister. She plays a large role as Head of the Church of England, as well as representing the UK around the world. She may or may not have had a role in the death of Princess Diana, but anyone who reads about her or finds out what she did during WWII in terms of participating. She trained as a auxiliary driver, drove military trucks, changed tires, etc. She is the only female member of the British royal family to ever serve in the military--ever. She may be an old lady now, but she's done more in her life to perform her duties as the Queen and she's paid the price with her family. There's more to her than meets the eye.....underneath the bling.

Posted at 4:46PM on Nov 7th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

36. It's St John.

Posted at 4:57PM on Nov 7th 2007 by St Peter

37. SHE DOES TOO DO CHARITY WORK. why must everyone hate on everyone else? have people become so bitter and pathetic that you find fault with everyone and everything? those jewels do not belong to her, they belong to the country. she will not be buried with them, they are not kept at her house, etc. simple, what don't you people get

Posted at 6:33PM on Nov 7th 2007 by hora

38. I think that most of the crown jewels are hundreds of years old, so its not like she just went out and bought 75 million in jewelry. Plus they aren't hers personally they belong to the monarchy so they are just passed from ruler to ruler- kind of like someones grandmothers engagement ring that goes from family member to family member only hers are ALOT more impressive!

Posted at 8:18PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Buffay

39. One thing that I know if I don't know anything else

We have a jealous God

This is in the Bible not by hear say

Posted at 11:35PM on Nov 7th 2007 by wake up everybody

40. Yeah this bitch is rich becasue they stole all the jewels from India when they ruled India and now they should hacve the courtesy to return some of the items, like the 'Kohinoor"
diamonds which they proudly display very year. Ugly bitch! In breds!

Posted at 10:23PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Go with the Flow!

41. I've heard those crowns and capes are ultra heavy. How long can she hold them up. And, don't get me wrong. I admired the Pope...I'm not Catholic. But he wanted to show people to persevere under enormous illness and adverse situations.

So...are we going to see a the Queen of England go to such extremes???

Posted at 3:11AM on Nov 8th 2007 by Jus' Sayin'

42. how can any of you comment about the queen when most of you have never been out of the US? the queen doesn't sit idle and collect millions of pounds per year while her subjects 'pull their own teeth.' she and the royal family are the main reason why slack-jaws visit london and contribute money to england's tourism. that money, along with taxes collected, go towards the UK's superior national health system, which covers a vast majority of dental care.

any time those of you who think you have the facts want to leave a comment, why not do a bit of fact checking? this way, you won't sound like such know-it-alls, and your opinion will hold some weight.

Posted at 11:49PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Lae Lae

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