Jessica Leaves: Hold the Army!
Jessica Simpson hightailed it out of NYC yesterday, but she didn't seem to need six National Guardsman to protect her -- and LaGuardia Airport was a whole lot more crowded than JFK was the other night.
An ebullient and witty fan begged her for a date, even though, as he put it, "I'm not as cute as John Mayer."
Cute or not, he got a chuckle.
