Oompa Loompa in Need -- of a Kidney

1. nICK hOGAN SHOULD GO TO JAIL...AND FLORIDA POLICE SHOULD BE PPISSED NICK MADE A MOCKERY OUT THEM!

Posted at 11:09AM on Nov 7th 2007 by TAKE THE BLAME A**HOLES!

2. Its good to see Paris doing all her charity and do gooding in the community like she was so pasionate about after jail.

Posted at 11:17AM on Nov 7th 2007 by Lindsay

3. paris looks absolutely stoned in the photo!!!
was she smoking weed she brought back from Africa where she is doing charity work?

Posted at 11:28AM on Nov 7th 2007 by livia

4. I think this is awesome that this foundation is going to pay for his kidney transplant and hospital stay.. That is totally amazing.. Good for him..

Posted at 7:54PM on Nov 11th 2007 by gaby

5. Hey Paris......

With your new found charity goodness. Why not donate one of your kidneys? This will make your statement true that you intend to change your image.
Most likely though, your more your old self. Hey, what happened to your Rwanda trip?
Canceled due to your antics? Or maybe people are finally onto you.

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 7th 2007 by She's a Joke!

6. She gave him Herpes and it spread to his Kidneys...

Posted at 11:59AM on Nov 7th 2007 by Deelicious

7. Oompa-doompa doompitty doo. I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa-doompa doompitty dee. If you are wise you will listen to me :
What do you get when you work in a chocolate factory?
Diabetes from too much sugar and kidney that's refractory!
Eating to much chocolate, no exercise, and staying put
Can cause you to lose your eyesight, a kidney, or foot! And there's no substitution!

Posted at 12:20PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Graydon902

8. You gotta love Paris......at least she has a sense of humor

Posted at 12:27PM on Nov 7th 2007 by SamanthaD

9. No wonder PH is so ridiculed. If you're going to try to have a sense of humor, at least not be so tacky about it. Ugh! Some things never change.

Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 7th 2007 by May

10. ..................Ask Paris for one............She's the "great" pretend humanitarian......

Posted at 2:41PM on Nov 7th 2007 by AttitudeDude

11. So, why does this pic of Paris seem to capture her "essence?" S.L.U.T.!

Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 7th 2007 by bankroll

12. Hey TMZ -

Can't your editors figure out how to get the red out? You post so many photos with red-eye, it's like looking at a family photo album. Lame!!

Posted at 1:53PM on Nov 7th 2007 by ms. m. m.

13. Poor Oompa Loompa, the lastest victim of Hollywood Ebola. When will people realize that when they hang with this whore they're going to catch her virus.

Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 7th 2007 by paris is a skanky bitch doo dah

14. I'm glad to see that Paris has forsaken her partying ways and made good on her word to actually use some of her considerable resources to help people. Hey, where are the pix of her entering and exiting church lately? Has she been slipping the paps so she can slip quietly into and out of church? And where are the pix of the house she said she was going to build to help female prisoners transition from the Graybar Hotel back to life? Oh yeah, she's Paris. Never mind!

Posted at 1:59PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rick L.A.

15. Lindsay, don't know if you are being sarcastic or not. This tramp was paid money to be at this party, she certainly wasn't there for any altruistic reasons.

This time last year parasite was being booed on stage in London at the World Music Awards. Also she was in Vienna last fall where people threw garbage at her at an autograph session. The Canadians, the English and the Europeans have all figured out this waste of skin, when will her few fans here see the truth?

Posted at 2:04PM on Nov 7th 2007 by paris people boo you cause they HATE you