Celebrity Justice
Brit's Lawyer to Judge -- You're Not a Pop Star

Britney Spears' lawyer has just told the Commissioner in the custody case that he just don't understand what it takes to be a pop star.

As TMZ first reported, K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went to court this morning, arguing that Brit's visitation should be modified because she's violating the order requiring her to respond to the drug-testing people within an hour of the time they call.

High-powered lawyer Anne Kiley, who reps Brit, told the judge her client has received calls as early as 8:00 AM. Kiley said pop stars don't get up that early, adding, "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know." The courtroom erupted in laughter.

Apparently, Kiley got her message across, because the Commish is open to a more flexible timetable that works for Brit.

They're back in court at 10:30 AM PST. Stay tuned.

UPDATE: Both sides came back to court and told the judge they had not yet reached an agreement. They said they needed more time to talk and will present a complete plan to the court by Tuesday at Noon.

Commissioner Gordon reiterated that Britney Spears must provide a single, working telephone number to be called in for drug testing. K-Fed's attorney told the court that of the 14 calls from the company assigned to perform the random tests on the popwreck, she failed to respond eight times. The Commish did not change the current visitation order, so everything remains as he ordered on October 26. One item he did order: Brit must notify her lawyer immediately when she changes her cell phone number. Apparently, she changes her number as often as she changes her clothes, and he's over it! He told her attorney that she must then immediately contact Kevin's lawyer, and then call the drug testing facility. That's some phone tree!

The judge told her lawyer, "Basically, the testing facility needs a number they can call and get a response."

They'll be back in court on November 26.

Reader Comments

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16. So basically she can't get her butt out of bed in the mornings for her kids. NICE!!

Posted at 2:42PM on Nov 8th 2007 by rminva

17. Wouldn't want to inconvenience Brit's morning coffee run with something as minor and her minors!

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Doh!!!

18. The courtroom "erupted in laughter" yet the commishioner granted a more flexible timetable? Tsk Tsk TMZ, you're letting your bizaare love affair with KFester color your opinions.

Posted at 6:59PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Ike

19. Shes a has been pop star with nothing left but MONEY..Hope the money lasts

Posted at 7:07PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Annie

20. KFed needs to get a job. Brit Brit needs her babies back.

Posted at 3:45PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Wicked

21. Cruel & unusal treatment -only Unfitney would think so- Brit should get her ass outta bed by 8 so her boo boo's could be on a decent schedule.

Posted at 2:43PM on Nov 8th 2007 by laughin all the way

22. Maybe pop stars don't, but mothers of young children do. More proof she isn't fit for parenthood.

Posted at 2:55PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Mamma

23. The fact she's not up at 8am, with 2 small children, speaks volumes! When does she spend time with them? It seems she's out every night.

Posted at 5:34PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Janice

24. You have got to be kidding! I guess it's more important to be a 'pop star' then to be a mother.

Posted at 4:08PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Tammy

25. GNARGNAR FIRST

Posted at 2:55PM on Nov 8th 2007 by GNARGNAR

26. It's hard to get up and take a drug test at 8am when you've been doing X and coke and IV drugs and having unprotected sex with strangers in all night clubs.

I don't get this - I really don't. If this lazy tramp had a real JOB that precluded her from being available at the set times I would understand the need for flexiblity - but Britney Spears DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Well, she shops and ignores her kids, but other than that she doesn't DO anything!

Posted at 3:47PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Kitty

27. I really don't care what time she goes to bed and what time she gets up. She should be available at any time if she wants those children. Being a "pop star" doesn't make her special. Actually, she is rather un-special in her crazy behavior.

Posted at 2:27PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Harriet

28. She's not a pop star than either.....#2 Baby!

Posted at 3:02PM on Nov 8th 2007 by xy mom

29. THATS WHAT THE HELL BRITNEY GETS
FOR TRYIN TO GET MARRIED
AND HAVE KIDS BACK TO BACK LIKE THAT...LMAO!!
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY SHES STILL A KID HER DAMN SELF.....

Posted at 12:10PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Cha Cha

30. You have got to be kidding! I guess it's more important to Britney to be a 'pop star' then it is for her to be a 'good mother' to her small children!

Posted at 4:08PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Tammy

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