Celebrity Justice
Brit's Lawyer to Judge -- You're Not a Pop Star

Britney Spears' lawyer has just told the Commissioner in the custody case that he just don't understand what it takes to be a pop star.

As TMZ first reported, K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went to court this morning, arguing that Brit's visitation should be modified because she's violating the order requiring her to respond to the drug-testing people within an hour of the time they call.

High-powered lawyer Anne Kiley, who reps Brit, told the judge her client has received calls as early as 8:00 AM. Kiley said pop stars don't get up that early, adding, "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know." The courtroom erupted in laughter.

Apparently, Kiley got her message across, because the Commish is open to a more flexible timetable that works for Brit.

They're back in court at 10:30 AM PST. Stay tuned.

UPDATE: Both sides came back to court and told the judge they had not yet reached an agreement. They said they needed more time to talk and will present a complete plan to the court by Tuesday at Noon.

Commissioner Gordon reiterated that Britney Spears must provide a single, working telephone number to be called in for drug testing. K-Fed's attorney told the court that of the 14 calls from the company assigned to perform the random tests on the popwreck, she failed to respond eight times. The Commish did not change the current visitation order, so everything remains as he ordered on October 26. One item he did order: Brit must notify her lawyer immediately when she changes her cell phone number. Apparently, she changes her number as often as she changes her clothes, and he's over it! He told her attorney that she must then immediately contact Kevin's lawyer, and then call the drug testing facility. That's some phone tree!

The judge told her lawyer, "Basically, the testing facility needs a number they can call and get a response."

They'll be back in court on November 26.

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46. Luckly Brit isnt a pop start either....ding dang yall!

Posted at 7:42PM on Nov 14th 2007 by MeO

47. She isn't a pop star with a #1 album. She isn't even promoting the damn thing! She is a piece of trash skank that pretends to still have a career even though it died years ago. I guess the drug test appointments are messing with her trips to the bathroom, Starbucks, gas statations and shopping for light fixtures.

Posted at 2:50PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Fridayz

48. Hopefully the judge DOES know what it takes to be a parent - that should be #1 to being a pop star. Promos and tours may be necessary - which she isn't doing - partying, shopping, and showing your crotch aren't!

Posted at 2:36PM on Nov 8th 2007 by A Mom

49. Are you kidding me.....

It shouldn't matter what her "job" is. It wouldn't matter for anyone else!!

And good grief who gets to sleep past 8 a.m. with two kids???? She should be up, making a well balanced breakfast!!

Posted at 3:34PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Jay

50. OK... so have her pee in a cup at midnite or 2AM...

Posted at 1:59PM on Nov 8th 2007 by mega

51. Yet another reason to keep those kids away from her.
They don't care that she is a "POPSTAR" they only want her to be awake when THEY get up. What will she do when they start school ?? Oh, I know have the nanny take them - every childs dream !
Why on earth do people have children only to pay for someone else to raise them ??????? If you don't want to raise them - don't have them !!!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Nov 8th 2007 by 515am

52. One hour, that is all she gets?????? That is not very much time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if there is traffic at 8 a.m. in Los Angeles??????? Oh, Gee that would never happen, Ding, Dang Duh!
What if TMZ paparazzi where blocking her car and she couldn't get into the testing place for an hour????? That could never happen, could it?????

The Judge is definatley on Kaplans payroll or they are doing each other! This is so one sided!

Posted at 1:35PM on Nov 8th 2007 by A Mother

53. O.K. I have had enough. I have followed all of this crap with Britney and the kids and I just kinda watched and listen but NOW with her lawyer saying that she is a pop star and and pop stars don't wake up that early.......ERRRRRRRRR. ANY GOOD MOTHER IN THE WORLD OF 2 YOUNG CHILDREN DO GET UP THAT EARLY IN THE MORNING. This statement just really got to me and I felt the need to finally vent. That is just crazy for anyone to say. I am a mother of a 5 yr. old and 10 yr. old and even my 10 year old is up and needing me by 9 in the morning. Even when my children may be spending time with grandma I still can't sleep in cuz my body is soooooo used to waking up with them. O.K. i vented..................

Posted at 6:46PM on Nov 8th 2007 by julesmomof2

54. How does this piece of trash get away with this!! If it were anyone of us, we would have been arrested. Starting with the indecent exposure of her private parts. She's disgusting.

Posted at 4:00PM on Nov 8th 2007 by myopinion

55. this is another example of a celebrity getting off easy just because they have fame and money. just because Britney is famous doesn't mean she can't get her lazy butt out of bed to go to court in order to get her kids back. a real mother would get up at any time of the day to get her kids back. this is more proof Britney is an unfit mother.

TO ALL BRITNEY SUPPORTERS: STOP SUPPORTING THIS TRASH,UNFIT MOTHER Y'ALL!

Posted at 2:55PM on Nov 8th 2007 by nia

56. That is absolutely unbelievable...sorry if your drug testing is "convenient" for you Britney. You should be willing to do WHATEVER it takes...bottom line. There are millions REAL moms who work two jobs, take care of their kids and STILL manage to get up early. This judge is a joke as well.

Posted at 3:23PM on Nov 8th 2007 by RS

57. She's # 2 in more ways than one. the EAGLES sold over 700,00 Brit 300,000

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Flander Annapolis

58. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. IT'S NOT LIKE THE HOE IS WORKING, SHE IS OUT CLUBBING AND PARTYING. WHY IS SHE BEING ALLOWED TO SLEEP IN & HAVE EXTRA TIME TO RESPOND? HAS THE JUDGE NEVER HEARD OF CHARCOAL? ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS DRINK SOME, WAIT A WHILE AND SHE PEE CLEAR. MAKE THE BITCH GET A HAIR FOLLICLE TEST!!

Posted at 2:55PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Stephanie M

59. I guess being a "popstar" means you don't have to be a responsible or good mom...and you can just about do anything you want to because you are a "starrrrr". It is sick! I also hate to tell Britney and her lawyer that the Eagles have the number one album this week not her! Too Bad, So Sad!

Posted at 2:28PM on Nov 8th 2007 by That's Stupid

60. Hello??!?!? I thought the album was bumped to #2. She is such a slacker!! The legal system just again proves that it gives 'stars' special treatment. I beat if is was a regular person the judge would have thrown the book at the lawyer, not make changes to fit my non-celebrity status. How sad!!
People being flexible and letting her get her way is how she got into this mess in the first place. Someone needs to take a swift kick up her non-wearing underwear butt. Maybe then she would get that the world doesn't revolve around her!

Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Lisa

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