Hallmark to Paris: It's Your Fault People Make Fun of You

Hallmark is responding to Paris Hilton's lawsuit, in which she claims they used her image to sell cards -- and their explanation to her could be an open greeting card to young Hollywood:
Paris Hilton
The company's motion to dismiss said, "Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."

Hallmark, when you care enough to send in the very best attorneys!



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16. YOU TELL HER HALLMARK, lol

Posted at 2:33PM on Nov 8th 2007 by CANDACE

17. Dear Paris,

I hope you start The Simple Life 6 soon.
I gotta wait until January 22 to get The Simple Life 5.
You are the greatest.
Thats hot.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:34PM on Nov 8th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

18. Go Hallmark!!!

Posted at 2:34PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Annie

19. THE SPOILED BRAT BROUGHT THIS ALL ON HERSELF. SHE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HERSELF. GROW UP PARIS AND FACE REALITY.

Posted at 2:36PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Paige

20. I love Paris Hilton and Heather Mills!!

Posted at 2:38PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Felicity

21. PARIS FYI: IT ISN'T HALLMARK'S FAULT YOUR VOCAB ONLY CONSISTS OF "THAT'S HOT."

Posted at 2:39PM on Nov 8th 2007 by ME

22. Paris Hilton is a PARADOY of herself. She has made millions.
http://do1t.net

Posted at 2:39PM on Nov 8th 2007 by moogld

23. HALLMARK rules!!! Yes! Well said! She is an STD infested CLOWN who needs to have just go away!

Posted at 2:40PM on Nov 8th 2007 by m

24. She has no problem showing her wares in a porn video and flashing the photogs but she's got a problem with a GREETING CARD??? Oh wait, the problem is she's NOT GETTING PAID! She has no problem whoring herself out to anybody who will write a check. When will America start shunning this loser bitch and see her for what she is...a media whore? I wouldn't buy ANYTHING with her image or likeness on it or anything she would endorse.

Posted at 2:42PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Basha

25. If they wrote the truth we'd all be shocked and embarassed.

Posted at 2:43PM on Nov 8th 2007 by BuzzedOFF

26. Good for you Hallmark! She is a perfect example of what NOT to do with your life. She should team up with OJ, he's looking for the kill of his wife. She's going to turn her life around and help others? WTF

She should be drafted, for real. Put her ass at Paris Island, see if they can make a grown-up out of her. It is her parents fault though. When you grow up and you are told constantly, and really do think that you are a princess, you're in for a world of trouble. I can't wait for her paridigm shift wher she goes public to HELP other kids in trouble. What a joke she has become and now a liar!

Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 8th 2007 by susan

27. Oh come on JB - #14. For the first time in possibly EVER, when it comes to defending the first amendment, they're right. Paris can't have it both ways. They are absolutely spot on. Maybe if she acted like an intelligent human being instead of a dumb dog, she wouldn't have half the problems she does. Dumb blonds are so yesterday, sorry - make that...are so 1990.

Posted at 2:52PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Allison

28. Back when The simple life started I told a freind - either she is smart as hell or dumb as a box of rocks - he said smart - I said dumb as hell. Years of her stupid statements and actions have proven my point. Can she even go out in public anymore with out covering her face? You rarely see her anymore due to her making everyone hate her ass. First a porno tape, then jail, then this crap at the porno shop. She is wacked out much more than Brit and more than her old freind the toothpick with a belly. She cant even get a guy anymore with that tainted body. Good job PARIS, your a class act - for a guy like solamon lol - hell he wouldnt even do you anymore.

Posted at 2:53PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

29. I LOVE HALLMARK!!!! Love it, love it, love it. What an awesome comeback. Paris needs to go away.

Posted at 2:53PM on Nov 8th 2007 by Allison

30.

Paris.

Eh.

Posted at 2:53PM on Nov 8th 2007 by OCD

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