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Chyna Changes Name, Tells McMahon to "Bring It!"

Wrestling trainwreck Chyna has legally changed her name and wants to kick her former boss' ass!


Only TMZ was at a Burbank courthouse when the former Joan Marie Laurer celebrated her new moniker. Now it's just Chyna, bitch!
Chyna: Click to watchThe muscle-flexing diva used the occasion to challenge Vince McMahon -- head honcho at World Wrestling Entertainment and former owner of the Chyna brand name -- to meet her in the ring:

"Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"

Only Chyna puts Chyna in a corner!

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1. U GO CHYNA AND AS FOR GINGY,JB,AND C-NOTE WHO ARE U TO TALK .SOOOOO WAT CAUSE SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO CHYNA SHE ONLY DID IT BECUZ VINCE WAS TRYING TO SUE HER FOR USEING THE NAME CHYNA WHEN SHE WAS CALLING HERSELF CHYNA DOLL BUT ITS NOT HER FAULT THAT IF PEPOLE SEE HER AND THEY CALL HER BY THE NAME SHE IS WELL KNOWN BY WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE CHYNA!!!!! FOR EXAMPLE; WHAT DO PEOPLE CALL HULK HOGAN WHEN THEY SEE HIM? THEY CALL HIM HULK HOGAN !!!! THEY DON'T SCREAM TERRY!!!TERRY!!! BECUZ THEY ONLY GO WHAT NAME THEY KNOW HIM BY WHICH IS HULK HOGAN!!!! I BET U DONT SEE VINCE TRYIN TO SUE HIM AND HULK ISN'T EVEN WRESTLING ANYMORE!!!!!! SO U CAN'T SAY TALK ABOUT BITEING THE HAND THAT FEEDS U, OR U CAN'T SAY ITS BEEN 6 YEARS MOVIE ON,BECUZ I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD LUV TO SEE HER RETURN TO WRESTLING AND NOT JUST TO KICK VINCE BUTT ,BUT TO WRESTLE AND COMPETE FOR TITLES SUCH AS THE I.C. TITLE, AND EVEN THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP. SO NITHER ONE OF U NEED TO BE GIVING BAD COMMENTS ABOUT HER UNLESS U KNOW THE WHOLE STORY, WHICH I CAN GUAREENTE U DON'T. BECUZ IF U DID I SWEAR U WOULDN'T LEAVE THE COMMENTS ABOUT HER THAT U DID. SO WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO DO IS DO A LITTLE BACKGROUND CHECK ON HER AND THE WHOLE VINCE MCMAHON THING AND GET BACK TO ME BECUZ IF U WHAT I KNOW U WOULD BE SUPPORTING CHYNA 100% LIKE I DO- AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!

Posted at 11:55PM on Apr 20th 2009 by missk

2. look chyna is no whore so stop calling her one and i believe that people should move on by them self in anything they do u all want to be like her if not her money and the same way she get it u all can get money too i hate haters.leave chyna the hell alone.if chyna wanted to put a next name that up to her.so back the hell off i thought u guys good come on there to leave good comments if i was the one putting the comment on from time i saw that kind of comment i would not put it on.didnt your mother ever teach u if u dont have anything nice to say dont say.

Posted at 1:30PM on May 23rd 2008 by siobhan

3. I love Chyna and know her personally, she has been through so much and is still fighting for her rights as a woman, she has an amazeing heart and soul and you ignorant people calling her a "man" or "slut" are wrong and should really get lives.For those of you calling her stupid, well stupid people don't attend college and graduate with honers, they also dont play professional music as amazeing as she does and they don't speak three languages and have been in the peace corps and they certainly didd't once quaalify to be in the FBI...Maybe you idiots should do your research on her before you start calling her a has been. Chyna is on her way back and this is just the beginning. Triple H and both Vince and his sluty daughter all need to get the ass's kicked SHAME ON THEM ALL and Chynas the 9th wonder of the world to do it, like she said.BRING IT!! as far as her sex tape is concerned NO! She did not profit from it, and it was sold without her knowledge and was suppossed to be something private! the pig who sold it should burn in hell and so should hustler for buying it..

Posted at 1:11AM on Sep 19th 2008 by viv

4. You Go Chyna and u tell vince what u really think of him im glad u coming back hon u sexy bitch

Posted at 8:28AM on Aug 30th 2009 by miss lady

5. good for "her"!

Posted at 11:50AM on Nov 9th 2007 by jen

6. Wrestle dummie, it's all you're good for.

Posted at 9:36AM on Nov 13th 2007 by donkeypuncher

7. WTG "CHYNA" . whoop that mans ass

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Kimie

8. I'd love to see her kick his stupid ass!
I would laugh so hard I'd wet my astronaut diapers!

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Hotdog on a stick

9. NAZZY YOUR A MONSTER!!!!
WISH YOU HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR YOU!!!
BUT YA DON'T!!!!

Posted at 12:24PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Rhonda

10. What the WWF (E) did to her was SICK! Just because her b/f started sleeping with Vince's slutty daughter, they blew Chyna out of her job, everything. Then they tried to make it look like SHE was the bad one! Vince has no loyalty to anyone but his gross offspring. Chyna helped build WWE into the huge company that it is, and how did she get repaid? I'm not even a WWE fan! My sons are. It was just wrong! Go get 'em girl!

Posted at 11:59AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Maggie

11. WAY TO GO!!! NO WOMAN SHOULD LET A MAN TRY TO BULLY HER AND EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES NO MATTER WHAT THE REASON IS.

Posted at 12:01PM on Nov 9th 2007 by SANDRA

12. not a fan of wrestling at all but would pay to see her kick that old creeps ass

Posted at 12:27PM on Nov 9th 2007 by boybitch

13. Talk about biting the hand the fed you. Uhhh..bitter ex-wrestler, table for one.

The WWE payed for her plastic surgery when she looked like a roided out Jay Leno.

You can't put a price on that!

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 9th 2007 by C-Note

14. Chyna is a washed up tranny- ho. Vince is an a**hole. How can anyone win if they are both losers?

Posted at 2:51PM on Nov 9th 2007 by dominick fox

15. Wouldn't "has been whore" been a better name?

Posted at 12:25PM on Nov 9th 2007 by jds

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