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Chyna Changes Name, Tells McMahon to "Bring It!"

Wrestling trainwreck Chyna has legally changed her name and wants to kick her former boss' ass!


Only TMZ was at a Burbank courthouse when the former Joan Marie Laurer celebrated her new moniker. Now it's just Chyna, bitch!
Chyna: Click to watchThe muscle-flexing diva used the occasion to challenge Vince McMahon -- head honcho at World Wrestling Entertainment and former owner of the Chyna brand name -- to meet her in the ring:

"Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"

Only Chyna puts Chyna in a corner!

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31. OK, all she is really trying to do is to get her 15 mins of frame...again. It was the WWF/WWE & Vince that gave her a job, the opportunity for be an actress, pose for Playboy (twice). It's her own reactions 2 y they didn't renew her contract, because she wanted more money. She was one of the highest paid women at the time. If it hadn't been for Vince or the WWF/WWE no one would know who she is. She's made sum poor choices since leaving the WWE, an abusive relationship, a sex tape, anyone watch the Surreal Life?? She has sum personal issues that she needs to address. And it's easy 2 point finger at Stephanie because Paul (Triple H) left her for Stephanie & married her and has a daughter. There is more then meets the eye. All she's doing is getting making her 15 mins last just a lil longer.

Posted at 11:37AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Mimi

32. GO VINCE! Kick her dumb ugly ass!

Posted at 3:45AM on Nov 10th 2007 by Yoyomaaaa

33. I CANNOT BELIEVE THE ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY OF WHAT I HAVE BEEN READING!!!! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW "PROFESSIONAL" WRESTLING IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AND THE "FEUDS" ARE PART OF THE ACT? "CHYNA" LEFT TO PURSUE OTHER ROLES, ONE OF WHICH WAS A PORNO TAPE WITH HER RECEIIVING ANAL INTERCOOURSE!! SHE IS NO SWEET, INNOCENT ROSE; RATHER A DIRTY, NASTY, HAS BEEN WHO IS USING HER "NAME" TO COOK UP ANOTHER SCHEME WITH OLD VINCE!!! FACE REALITY, PEOPLE!!!!

Posted at 9:42AM on Nov 10th 2007 by KAT

34. Crazy..delusional...self-destructive...I could go on but she is just not worth it.

Posted at 12:56PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Pat

35. She looks bad,it seems like everytime I see her she looks worse and worse....a couple of weeks ago she didn't look as bad but she does now....she wasn't pretty at first but she looks horrendous now......her career has been downhill for years,after she left wrestling her career was over.I think it was her fault because she has made one bad choice after another,from drugs to alcohol to bad relationships etc.She is delusional,changing her name to a character,she really has lost it,she talks about Mcmahon now but I see she wasn't talking about him when she was doing all them playboy shoots and when she wrote that book about her life... she even said it herself that she thanks the wwe for giving her a chance and even referring to herself as a freak...but now when she hit totally rock bottom she trying to blame everyone else and trying to reclaim some of her fame she once had.That's probably why Triple H left her for Stephanie,he probably started seeing how crazy she was,and at least Stephanie actually looks like a woman and not a man.....and she needs to stay away from the plastic surgery because it makes her look worse and worse,her top lip doesn't even move when she talks......I used to have respect for her but not anymore...I think she needs help

Posted at 4:19PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Ti3

36. HELL YEAH CHYNA!!!!

Posted at 2:38AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Joey

37. You Go JOANIE... Excuse me I mean CHYNA.... You was always Chyna to me..... Was hard getting used to you being called Joanie anyways!! I just worry about you ... You're NOT AS BIG as you once was when you was in the WWF/WWE I would LOVE to see you come back to wrestling..... My heart broke for you when HHH CHEATED on you with Stephanie and caused you to loose your job.... Well who would want to stay around and get that constantly rubbed into your face.........? I know I sure wouldn't....

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 13th 2007 by CHYNA GIRLFAN

38. Why doesn't she try to get a job with TNA wrestling? Most of the folks in that organization hate Vince too!

Posted at 11:13PM on Nov 28th 2007 by Bill

39. I have always wondered whAt happened to Chyna in the WWE... I used to watch the WWF ALL the time, and it was like one day she was there and the next day she wasen't, so i have always wondered what happened to her career on the WWF. It was so much better in the days that China was part of the WWF (now called the WWE). These days you couldn't pay me to watch the "WWE". The story lines and charactors where so much more interesting and better! and why they called her "chyna doll" on the surreal life?

P.S what happened to the Rock, HHH, Scotty 2 hottie, that hawaiian fat guy, those guys who made the "suck it sign" popular,and XPAC.? What happend to their careers with WWE aswell? Where did they all go? (and I heard a rumor that Chinas boyfriend, XPAC died.). it was a while ago but i was wondering if it is true? ) It was also like they were there on the WWF one day, and gone the next! I want answers....PLEASE?? if you know what happend send me a message with an explanation on my myspace :
http://www.myspace.com/little_lewin ... THANKS SO MUCH!!! - JL

Posted at 3:21AM on Nov 28th 2007 by jlew

40. I think that Chyna is getting her name back so she can use it to go in to hollywood. People remember Chyna, they don't remember Joanie Laurer. So it's good that she got her name back. It was the same thing with Tina Turner, she needed that name so people would know who she was.

In response to what someone wrote. HHH still wrestles for WWE, and is still married to Stephanie McMahon. Rikishi wrestles for TNA. The Rock does movies now. X-Pac is not dead he used to wrestle for Wrestling Society X, unitl it got cancelled. Dx who made suck it popular is split part of it is in TNA and part of it is in WWE. I don't knowe what Scotty 2 Hotty does now, but he was recently on WWE for their 15th anniversary show.

Posted at 8:34AM on Dec 17th 2007 by Chatnet101

41. Joannie Lauer AKA/ CHYNA is old news. She haa had her own pity party for years over the loss of her job at the wwe. SHe could NOT make it as CHYNA a lone wrestler, she needed Triple H or Eddie to carry her.

What is the name change suppose to piss Vince McMahon off ? I do not see why this is news. To me it is a women full of sour grapes, and obcession and it has taken over her life. I would think that Vince has not given any second thought to CHYNA.

I do not believe he owed her anything.

Posted at 1:22PM on Dec 20th 2007 by Who Cares

42. UMMMMM who cares she made a porn she is nothing but smut anymore , nobody will ever take her seriously again

Posted at 8:25PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Probie

43. Chyna is a woman that deserves better! She has been thru alot & has been abused like alot of women in this country by men.Men will take what they want from a woman, abuse them, try to destroy them & go on to their next vixtim! Kick Ed's ass Chyna , for all women kind! Show that we're not gonna take it anymore!

Posted at 7:29PM on Jan 13th 2008 by wolflady

44. I would rather be in Chyna!!

Posted at 11:32PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Spn383

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