
The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.
Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."

To all of the people that are making the ugly comments about the girl in the picture........I would like to say you are straight up JEALOUS.....................I know her she is not a gold digger and she does not need Paulie. She had her career before she met Paulie and will have it long after he is gone. So be JEALOUS all you want.......because deep down inside you are wishing that you were as BEAUTIFUL as she is.
..wish I was walking on a sunny beach, it's been snowing !!!...surprised to see the enlarged gut already at his age, must be drinking too much and his liver and kidneys r enlarged..better watch out!!!
Between his stomach and her blatantly fake and tacky breasts, I cant help but look away in horror and yet look back in fascination.
Ew.
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JUST SAYING....
PAULY MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE OUTTA SHAPE, BUT LOOK AT THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM, HES NOT DOING BAD AT ALL! IF YOU CAN GET GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE PAULY WHY CHANGE?!?! HAHAHA.....
Let's see photos of all papaRottie's and gossip columnists in their bathing suits too.
Come on, fair is fair....
Huh!? Hot girlfriend? Maybe if your a 15 year old boy who finds these kinds of boobs attractive. What is wrong with these girls? Wake up ladies. breast implants are awful.
The way they look, feel, the risks, the REPEATED problems EVERYONE who has them has to live with.
Come on already, men like us in all different shapes and sizes. Love yourself first.
Most real men don't want you to be fake. the ones that do aren't worth your time. WISE UP!!!!!
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