Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.
The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.
Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."
1. DISGUSTIN DISGUSTING DISGUSTING
Posted at 12:57PM on Nov 9th 2007 by SUSAN
2. Too Funny...loved the Photo descriptions too................
Posted at 1:00PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Puppy Tucker
3. EWWWW, can we say diet and exercise?
What a fattie with a little pee pee
Posted at 1:01PM on Nov 9th 2007 by they call me EARLAnnne
4. ..wish I was walking on a sunny beach, it's been snowing !!!...surprised to see the enlarged gut already at his age, must be drinking too much and his liver and kidneys r enlarged..better watch out!!!
Posted at 1:13PM on Nov 9th 2007 by jr
5. he looks like Pauly Shore
Posted at 1:13PM on Nov 9th 2007 by wtf
6. oh it be pauly - aha
Posted at 1:14PM on Nov 9th 2007 by wtf
7. Between his stomach and her blatantly fake and tacky breasts, I cant help but look away in horror and yet look back in fascination.
Ew.
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Posted at 1:18PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Alana Joy
8. Is this what you'd call shakin' the dew off his lily??? NAAAAAASTY!
Posted at 1:27PM on Nov 9th 2007 by texasgirl
9. Kinda wish I had not seen that!!
Posted at 1:35PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Dufuss
10. It's too bad they didn't have Pauly as one of the doctors on House.
Posted at 1:48PM on Nov 9th 2007 by The Warden
11. JUST SAYING....
PAULY MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE OUTTA SHAPE, BUT LOOK AT THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM, HES NOT DOING BAD AT ALL! IF YOU CAN GET GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE PAULY WHY CHANGE?!?! HAHAHA.....
Posted at 2:17PM on Nov 9th 2007 by MILE HIGH GIRL
12. More like Pauly washed-ashore!
Posted at 2:34PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Daneen
13. Let's see photos of all papaRottie's and gossip columnists in their bathing suits too.
Come on, fair is fair....
Posted at 3:24PM on Nov 9th 2007 by D
14. Huh!? Hot girlfriend? Maybe if your a 15 year old boy who finds these kinds of boobs attractive. What is wrong with these girls? Wake up ladies. breast implants are awful.
The way they look, feel, the risks, the REPEATED problems EVERYONE who has them has to live with.
Come on already, men like us in all different shapes and sizes. Love yourself first.
Most real men don't want you to be fake. the ones that do aren't worth your time. WISE UP!!!!!
Posted at 3:27PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Please!
15. Are you happy TMZ???? I'm blind now!!!!!!
Posted at 3:34PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Billy
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