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Mankini Washes Up on Shore

11/9/2007 2:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.

The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.

Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."

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Her friend    

To all of the people that are making the ugly comments about the girl in the picture........I would like to say you are straight up JEALOUS.....................I know her she is not a gold digger and she does not need Paulie. She had her career before she met Paulie and will have it long after he is gone. So be JEALOUS all you want.......because deep down inside you are wishing that you were as BEAUTIFUL as she is.

2440 days ago
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Anne    

He is a fat man. Women on pluscupid.com may match him better.

2437 days ago
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Wally    

Too Funny...loved the Photo descriptions too................

2447 days ago
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MAMA jugs TO you    

EWWWW, can we say diet and exercise?


What a fattie with a little pee pee

2447 days ago
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just wondering    

..wish I was walking on a sunny beach, it's been snowing !!!...surprised to see the enlarged gut already at his age, must be drinking too much and his liver and kidneys r enlarged..better watch out!!!

2447 days ago
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YouGoBrit    

he looks like Pauly Shore

2447 days ago
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YouGoBrit    

oh it be pauly - aha

2447 days ago
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Alana Joy    

Between his stomach and her blatantly fake and tacky breasts, I cant help but look away in horror and yet look back in fascination.

Ew.

couturecult dot com or CLICK MY NAME!

2447 days ago
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PSYCHO BITCH    

Is this what you'd call shakin' the dew off his lily??? NAAAAAASTY!

2447 days ago
10.

We know who is unethical    

It's too bad they didn't have Pauly as one of the doctors on House.

2447 days ago
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MILE HIGH GIRL    

JUST SAYING....

PAULY MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE OUTTA SHAPE, BUT LOOK AT THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM, HES NOT DOING BAD AT ALL! IF YOU CAN GET GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE PAULY WHY CHANGE?!?! HAHAHA.....

2447 days ago
12.

Daneen    

More like Pauly washed-ashore!

2447 days ago
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Tiger's Help Sucks Too    

Let's see photos of all papaRottie's and gossip columnists in their bathing suits too.
Come on, fair is fair....

2447 days ago
14.

Never inked up!    

Huh!? Hot girlfriend? Maybe if your a 15 year old boy who finds these kinds of boobs attractive. What is wrong with these girls? Wake up ladies. breast implants are awful.
The way they look, feel, the risks, the REPEATED problems EVERYONE who has them has to live with.

Come on already, men like us in all different shapes and sizes. Love yourself first.

Most real men don't want you to be fake. the ones that do aren't worth your time. WISE UP!!!!!

2447 days ago
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Billy    

Are you happy TMZ???? I'm blind now!!!!!!

2447 days ago
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