Mankini Washes Up on Shore

16. OOO LA LA - her top is at least 2 sizes too small though - but HECK, if I looked like that, you'd be doing good to get me to wear ANYTHING!!!

Posted at 3:34PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Hideous

17. When does he give birth to the kegger in his belly?

Posted at 3:58PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Budwesier The King of Beers

18. wouldnt be long before pauly needs breast reduction surgery himself.

Posted at 11:43PM on Nov 9th 2007 by rock hard

19. he looks like Pauly Shore

Posted at 4:38AM on Nov 10th 2007 by www.lake-shore.co.uk

20. I wonder what those balloon breasts will look like when the rest of the bod is aging...like at around 70.

Posted at 4:48PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Lilarose

21. Man, those boobs look great. bravo to her plastic surgeon, he is an artise

Posted at 5:22PM on Nov 9th 2007 by frank

22. lol, 'Hideous'...I agree....it would take an army to make me wear a top....lol They might (and I stress 'might') be fake, but I agree with who said her plastic surgeon was an artist...those are great....:)

Posted at 6:11PM on Nov 9th 2007 by shar

23. Not attractive - either of them. See what watching too much porn does to men - they actually think FAKE STIFF PLASTIC BALLS under a bikini top look great.

Natural - from A to my perky DD's is the way to go boys.....

Posted at 7:30PM on Nov 9th 2007 by naturalwoman

24. Those boobs are REAL -----who's sayin' they're fake???? I bet they are plenty squishy.........oh, to have boobs like that.........alas, ......my day is done.......

Posted at 8:29PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Hideous

25. I saw him at jordan creek town center in west des moines, iowa. He was in town for a comedy gig. He was obviously trying to stand out by wearing ridiculous sunglasses and a riduculous hat. he was complaining that Chick Fil A was not open on Sundays. Douche.

Posted at 8:31PM on Nov 9th 2007 by lauraisu

26. again, I'm with 'Hideous'.....that girl made me rethink having some 'work' done myself....I'm tired of buying bras from oshkosh b gosh...lol....:)

Posted at 8:35PM on Nov 9th 2007 by shar

27. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That is just WRONG!!!

TMZ, you didn't just ruin my lunch, I think my eyes will never recover!

Posted at 11:54PM on Nov 9th 2007 by WTF?

28. Did he have some type of stomach surgery?

Posted at 10:34PM on Nov 10th 2007 by valleygirl62122

29. Why is Pauly Shore even famous? Encino man? Stoned out bits on MTv? A couple other B-rate movies. Now he's running around at the beach and suddenly everyone's interested? Plus...this girl he's with....whatever...sure she's cute, but obviously needs an ego boost. The self esteem she may be getting from hanging out with Pauly can only be second to all the comments on her plastic sacks. Sorry Pauly, your 15 minutes have expired.

Hey..maybe he hired someone to take those pics so we'd talk about him on TMZ...ya think.

Posted at 1:55PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Encino Man

30. I know ... Paulie is not the handsomest, he never was and he never pretended to be handsome.

However ... am I the only one noticing the size disparity in her boobs? Awful boob job!

Posted at 2:27AM on Nov 16th 2007 by WysteriaWitch