Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.
The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.
Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."
31. rock on paulie,,,nice chick you losers wish you had something that nice you skinny rude people that may have looks but no soul.look in the mirror before you put someone else down,,hope you choke on your jenny craig
Posted at 10:43AM on Nov 13th 2007 by ihateyou69
32. Leave them alone! Let people alone!
Posted at 8:30PM on Nov 10th 2007 by jude
33. looks like a beached whale!!!!
Posted at 8:52PM on Nov 10th 2007 by tom c
34. He's still considered a celebrity or is this just a really slow news day?
Posted at 8:41PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Joe
35. Frankly, I don't think anyone ever thought of this guy as anything but a joke. Wasn't that what is career was designed to enhance? As for the woman with him, let's be honest, no one really cares if they are a gift from nature or purchased from a surgeon. In the eyes of the beholder, nice is nice. Strange you don't hear women decrying the massive amount of hair coloring that goes on in this country. If they are truly concerned about the self-esteem of these ladies, they at least need to be consistent.
Posted at 8:41PM on Nov 10th 2007 by KC
36. When was he a star????
Posted at 8:49PM on Nov 10th 2007 by helen
37. Please,
You are telling the girls the truth. I, a lusty Artist, love natural women, breast are so wonderful, but real ones on real women.
Michael of Art
Posted at 8:57PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Michael
38. HER KNOCKERS LOOK HORRIBLY FAKE AND HER SKIN IS STRETCHED BEYOND REPAIR. IN A COUPLE OF YEARS THEY WILL BE TIDAL WAVES LIKE YOU WONT BELIEVE IN THOSE WATER BAGS
Posted at 9:08PM on Nov 10th 2007 by MISKNWITALL
39. AND TO BE TRUTHFUL SHE ISNT REALLY HOT, AND SHE'S ONLY WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE'S AN "ACTRESS" AND IS HOPING TO JUMP START HER CAREER BY HAVING PICTURES TAKEN WITH HIM.
Posted at 9:09PM on Nov 10th 2007 by MISKNWITALL
40. Back in 1999, Pauly Shore came to my college campus to do his stand-up routine or whatever the hell it is he does. My college was a small Northeastern one that either got celebrities on their way up (we had had Adam Sandler a few years previously) or on their way down. Shore was definitely on the way down-ticket sales were so bad, they couldn't even give those suckers away. And it was our homecoming and Shore made a crack about the homecoming Queen, something about there sure being a lot of cows up in this area-and the audience booed him. Then the next morning he was found in a freshman's dorm room. I had it on good authority from one of the students that was involved in negotiating his trip that it was a condition of his contract that he got laid.
Posted at 9:20PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Shannon
41. The AOL link said 80's star. Pauly is a 90's star.
Posted at 10:30PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Jamie
42. Aaawesheet, live and let live...very few bodies are perfect. Even those bodies that most people think are perfect will draw criticism from other people who don't think they're perfect...he's not trying out for Mr. Universe and I'm sure he didn't ASK to be photographed and have it pasted everywhere... he's just an older guy with a little gut. I'm kind tired of people running everyone down who is not perfect when they aren't perfect either. I don't even remember this guy. Britney, even in her last public display was not disgusting. She never should have appeared in public in that little outfit but she looks better than 90% of the regular women walking around out there...Now this guy's plastic girlfriend...we can laugh at that, it was a choice, she looks ridiculous and she paid big bucks for those...just leave the guy alone
Posted at 9:53PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Jane
43. He has to do stuff like this. He has never said anything funny. He needs bad press because bad press is better than no press.
Posted at 10:02PM on Nov 10th 2007 by guy
44. whenever someone looks like a "normal person" you tear them apart - leave the guy alone - geezee!!!
Posted at 10:10PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Sophie777
45. He doesn't look that bad. No one stays 23 forever, guys, not even Cher. I admit her breasts look pretty silly. Her poor mom must be heartbroken that she did that to herself.
Posted at 10:13PM on Nov 10th 2007 by dana
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