Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.
The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.
Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."
46. YUCK!!!
Posted at 11:46PM on Nov 10th 2007 by shir
47. Be right back.. Gotta barf...
Posted at 10:45PM on Nov 10th 2007 by redhed67
48. Please women that are hating on that fine ass girl need to get a life. That woman is hot as hell. As for the breast, they look great!! Save feministic crap for yourself. Most the women that have a problem with this woman with the great body and possibly enhanced breast are probably fat cows with tiny or huge sagging breast. Yuck!!
Posted at 11:03PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Zap
49. You people are just as superficial as many of the stars are in hollywood. Not everyone is beautiful and certainly NOT perfect but they are HUMAN. To look perfect, you have to have alot of money for starters. Take away the fake breasts, lipo suction, spray tans and makeup and you'll see those hollywood phonies are just as plain looking as you. Speaking of YOU, What do you look like? Sure, you might have flat abs? natural tan? real breasts (if you're a woman)? BUT I bet you've got FLAWS. a LAZY EYE?, BIG NOSE? BIG EARS? SKINNY LEGS? SHORT TORSO? SCARS? PIMPLES?...so and so on.
Stop hating on people because they don't look like supermodels (male and female). I respect men and women who are NATURAL beauties inside and out because THEY are REAL. Pauly may not be all that but he's real and to me that makes him a beautiful man.
Oh and.. I know I will get a reply saying, "You're just saying that cuz you're probably fat and ugly." or some such idiotic remark like that . You can say it all you want, but It will only prove me right. And just to let you know before you reply in that manner, I am not fat, nor ugly. I'm not a supermodel but I do fine. Do I have flaws? You damn right I do and It only makes me all the more REAL.
Posted at 11:17PM on Nov 10th 2007 by yprimasa
50. Nope, you are wrong. I am not going to call you fat or a cow because that is a terrible thing to say. Still, don't hate a person just because they put time and possibly money into improving their bodies. You should not assume that these people are shallow if they improve their bodies. If you are the type that does not want to improve your body then fine, enjoy it.
Posted at 11:26PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Zap
51. If that is all man left I'd have to kill myself or switch bat.
Posted at 11:32PM on Nov 10th 2007 by Freddiepennie
52. The funny part is most of the people that have freplied to this probably weigh more than he does but still feel the need to leave negative comments.
Posted at 8:27AM on Nov 11th 2007 by John
53. Why do all these girls go for the nasty looking people least Polly doesn't look like a heroin addict. If I looked like these women I would not be seen with these ugly actors and singers. Gross!!! I wouldn't be seen with them now no matter the money
Posted at 11:52PM on Nov 10th 2007 by CC
54. Where is a barf bag when you need one?
Posted at 10:42AM on Nov 11th 2007 by elaine
55. UG, WHERE IS A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
Posted at 10:44AM on Nov 11th 2007 by elaine
56. So i sat next to pauley shore at the VMA's and he was nowhere near that fat ... that was in early september so i doubt that was his body in that pic!
Posted at 1:04AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Giuseppe
57. He might be a balding fata$$, but did anyone see the rack on the chcik in the pic? I mean good golly Miss Molly those are beautiful!
Posted at 12:50AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Steve
58. Is it just me or didn't anyone else see the stupid freaken morons that were standing in the middle of the road and in front of Britney's car in the intersection before she went through the red light to escape their intrusion of flashing cameras. Night time and flashing bright lights. If these camera toting morons aren't stopped from doing such things and harrassing stars, then they are going to cause some tragic accidents.
Posted at 1:14AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Larry T.
59. Fake boobs look nasty.
Posted at 1:52AM on Nov 11th 2007 by vpd4
60. Yeah, she's with him for his riveting personality and sharp wit, AND finds him attractive whether or not he has money....and I'm Princess Di!
Posted at 2:15AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Mrs.Pringles
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