Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.
The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.
Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."
61. SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE TWISTED. AMERICA IS FAT! PAULY SHORE IS NOT IMMUNED...AND IT'S NOT A DISEASE. HAVE YOU HEARD, "DON'T LET A KNIFE AND A FORK, DIG YOUR GRAVE. I AM SIMPLY AMAZED AT SOME OF THE COMMENTS THAT ARE POSTED ON VARIOUS ARTICLES. A HINT TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT, BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL A FOOL...THUS...IF YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY, SAY NOTHING AT ALL. K?
Posted at 2:13AM on Nov 11th 2007 by JEWELS
62. Y'all leave him alone. He's getting the middle age spread and eating good food. As far as his "hot" girlfriend. I think he needs to cover those hooters. She might put someone's eye out
Posted at 2:27AM on Nov 11th 2007 by I didn't do it!
63. my god he is with a fine ass woman, he should be poking around her clam, not pulling them out of his ass like in that one picture!! Get your hand out your ass and start playing with the hot blonde your with!
Posted at 2:58AM on Nov 11th 2007 by Susan
64. Are you sure that's even a man? LOL
Posted at 12:14PM on Nov 11th 2007 by Puh-lease
65. It never stops amazing me that people can comment on what they do not know. The girl in the photo is one of the kindest, most pleasantly genuine people you will ever meet. She is just as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside and she doesn't need Pauly's money but his friendship is another story. And remember folks, if people were only allowed to be friends with "McConaughey" types, most of you wouldnt have any friends.
Posted at 9:00PM on Nov 11th 2007 by GiveMeABreak
66. Wow! Pauly Shore sure has packed on the pounds!
Posted at 11:06AM on Nov 12th 2007 by Nutage.com
67. To all of the people that are making the ugly comments about the girl in the picture........I would like to say you are straight up JEALOUS.....................I know her she is not a gold digger and she does not need Paulie. She had her career before she met Paulie and will have it long after he is gone. So be JEALOUS all you want.......because deep down inside you are wishing that you were as BEAUTIFUL as she is.
Posted at 7:41AM on Nov 17th 2007 by Her friend
68. He is a fat man. Women on pluscupid.com may match him better.
NadyaSuleman TigerWoods taxes lawsuit Dr.ConradMurray crash photos MichaelJackson accident photo HulkHogan suv ElinNordegren butt twilight video CarriePrejean DebbieRowe pictures KatherineJackson celebrity paparazzi ArnoldSchwarzenegger house gallery robertpattinson SearchWarrant AdamLambert SexTape JoeJackson death nfl Rihanna PeepingTom football ConradMurray gossip court MariaShriver JonGosselin propofol lax ustream police mistress cops JanetJackson MissCaliforniaUsa ChrisBrown lapd JonKatePlus8 ErinAndrews fight contest dui jail octomom FireHydrant MileyCyrus BritneySpears nude TilaTequila CelebrityPictures OprahWinfrey MichaelBarrett TaxLien NewMoon winner paparazzo ShawneMerriman 911Call vote vivid prize prison
