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11/9/2007 1:37 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Relieves Rodents

Paris has the power to reduce the pain in mice. She might not be curing world hunger, but hey, it's a start.
Paris Mice
McGill University neuroscientists have discovered that a "Simple Life" cardboard cutout of the heiress has proven to reduce pain in male mice. Exposure to Paris' likeness actually lowered the expression of a gene called c-fos, which transmits pain signals to the brain.

This suggests that there is reduced neural activity in the mice, not unlike the reduced activity in the brain of Hilton herself.

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MH:  1557 days ago

There are so many things to say about this article, I don't know where to begin so.............

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah and so on and so fourth
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah and such



Regards

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Alana Joy:  1557 days ago

Okay this is incredibly amusing but... I have to wonder about the scientist who thought of the idea for this experiment. Dude, are you for real?

couturecult dot com or CLICK MY NAME!

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Go away!!:  1557 days ago

TMZ, I was trying to think of a fitting comment but you said it all.

Paris, do you get it yet? We are not laughing with you........

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SHE'S AN ATTENTION WHORE:  1557 days ago

You know what they say; no brain, no pain...

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Erin:  1557 days ago

It should be noted that the mice believed she was a predator and that's what caused the pain signals to cease!

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800 Pound Gorilla:  1557 days ago

Dear Paris,

I hate mices!

800 Pound Gorilla

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Justme:  1557 days ago

Harvey could you please delete these FREE ads people are using in their blogs??????????

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Hollywood's a Hazard:  1557 days ago

Gee, Who needs Lourdes?

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Snarksnarksnark:  1557 days ago

The rest of the report: the experiment only worked on male mice! What a surprise.

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Fred:  1557 days ago

She should copyright herself as a pain killer. Imagine the effect if they used a cardboard cutout of her in her sex flick.

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AND_LV:  1557 days ago

mmmm paris...you are so sweeett.................

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HL:  1557 days ago

All the haters come out as usual. Bet you're all a bunch of fat, ugly wenches who couldn't even get action with any guy even if he was drunk. Paris' hot looks can relieve all kinds of pain.

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Chilly:  1557 days ago

.... until she started to sing at which time the rats began shedding actually tears from their tiny eyes. Apparently rat's have more in common with humans than we every would have guessed.

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Insert comical name here:  1557 days ago

Whose picture did they show the mice to cause the pain in the first place, that horrible series of Pauly Shore? And what was the reaction of the female mice? And how do they know the pain lessened. This story raises more questions than answers.

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Standards are badly needed.:  1557 days ago

*Ouch* on the Paris brain comment, TMZ.
The Paris picture martini pain killer.
At least Paris can soothe the savage beast?
Ah, I smell opportunity. Put her in the remake of 'Willard'.

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