Celebrity Justice
Analyzing Britney's Urine -- It's Not Provigil

There are reports circulating that Britney's positive drug test last week was the result of Provigil, a prescription for treatment of narcolepsy. Well, we're told it ain't so.

In generic drug testing -- the type performed on Britney -- there is not a special screening for Provigil.

In addition, we know the tests actually performed on Spears (until last week) all came back negative, and she had been taking Provigil before that. The plot thickens.

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16. 15 He told me to go get screwes to my face. I agree with you.


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Posted at 1:43PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

17. britney is an icon, hate to break it to you haters..

Posted at 1:45PM on Nov 12th 2007 by bloo bear

18. You are welcome for the comment "the wall"...do your research! Apparently her dr's know how to wean her off of street drugs so that she doesn't get "popped" on court ordered drug tests.

Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Tinad

19. Provigil is usually prescribed for people who have narcolepsy. The warnings also state that NO ONE with a mental disorder, great or small should take this medication. If Brit Brit is really on this stuff, then her doc need a head check.

Posted at 1:44PM on Nov 12th 2007 by ms ree ree

20. Harv is college educated - He deduced that it cant be what they are saying.


Way to go Harv - Now your a doctor.


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Posted at 1:45PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

21. Brit is more than an icon- she command more attention than the president.


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Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

22. Provigil is a stimulant drug used to treat unusually sleepy people who have been diagnosed with narcolepsy, obstructive sleep apnea/hypopnea syndrome, or shift work sleep disorder. You should be diagnosed with one of these sleep disorders before taking Provigil, since sleepiness can be a symptom of other medical conditions. Provigil, like other stimulants, has the potential for abuse. It can alter your mood, perception, thinking, and feelings, providing an artificial "lift" and potentially leading to a certain degree of dependence
Crazy B**** must have Anna Nicole's Doctor!!!

Posted at 1:48PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Gimme Gimme Less

23. People work when they get paid dont they #20


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Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

24. 21. Brit is more than an icon- she command more attention than the president.


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WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP BABBLING MORON!

thank you have a nice day LOl!

Posted at 1:49PM on Nov 12th 2007 by me

25. Let's bring back the guillotine, behead Brit in the middle of Times Square and give her money to the poor(me)

REVOLUCION!!!!!!

Posted at 1:51PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Plobes

26. #22 HUH?

Posted at 1:50PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Tinad

27. Oh! She has narcolepsy! That explains that Give me More performance!

Posted at 12:48AM on Nov 13th 2007 by Texan2

28. Ok people enough

Posted at 1:51PM on Nov 12th 2007 by I love everyone

29. Icon:
1: a usually pictorial representation : image - Nope, that's not Britney Spears
2[Late Greek eikōn, from Greek] : a conventional religious image typically painted on a small wooden panel and used in the devotions of Eastern Christians - Nope, that's not Britney Spears
3: an object of uncritical devotion : idol - Nope, that's not Britney Spears, it says Uncritical and she is certainly criticized.
4: emblem, symbol Nope, that's not Britney Spears, she is not an emblem or symbol.
5 a: a sign (as a word or graphic symbol) whose form suggests its meaning b: a graphic symbol on a computer display screen that usually suggests the type of object represented or the purpose of an available function - Nope, that's not Britney Spears, she is not a sign, either.

So, Ms. Spears does not seem to be an icon.

Posted at 1:51PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Think about it

30. 24 Thanks for the comment.


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Posted at 1:50PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

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