Celebrity Justice
Analyzing Britney's Urine -- It's Not Provigil

There are reports circulating that Britney's positive drug test last week was the result of Provigil, a prescription for treatment of narcolepsy. Well, we're told it ain't so.

In generic drug testing -- the type performed on Britney -- there is not a special screening for Provigil.

In addition, we know the tests actually performed on Spears (until last week) all came back negative, and she had been taking Provigil before that. The plot thickens.

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61. There actually is a specific test for drugs. Chris Crocker has a very sophisticated palate, so give a specimen to him for a taste test.

Posted at 2:16PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Joker2U

62. 56. SHE STILL IS AN ICON SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON AND A GREAT MOTHER LEAVE HER ALONE IF SHE READS THIS STUFF YOU PEOPLE ARE WRITING ABOUT HER SHE COULD GET LOW SELF ESTEAM PLEASE ONLY POSITIVE THINGS PEOPLE LETS BE NICE TO ONE ANOTHER

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON - STUPID MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Nov 12th 2007 by me

63. leave brit alone!!!!!!!!!!its a conservitive all 2 religious socitey that thinks moral character iz determined by weather u had a codeine tablet or not!!!!!!!!!lets stop with who smoked wat and were,and start worrying about real child abuse!!!!!!!!legalize drugs!!!!!

Posted at 2:22PM on Nov 12th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

64. sixtieth

Posted at 2:20PM on Nov 12th 2007 by dan

65. #6 "ICON"???? There is a big difference between an icon and a postergirl for being a total
inept idiot.
inept---not suitable; out of place; inappropriate; awkard; clumsy; or foolish
Mr. Webster saw this woman coming. Her picture should be under this word

Posted at 2:24PM on Nov 12th 2007 by no thank you

66. LIFE IS TO SHORT IF WE ALL PRAY FOR HER SHE IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE, SHE IS A MOTHER AND SHE LOVES HER LITTLE BOYS PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE. LOOK AT HER BEATIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. SHE IS ONE OF GODS CHILDREN, AND GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN INCLUDING EVERYONE ON THIS SIDE, PLEASE EVERYONE POSITIVE COMMENTS NO NEGATIVE, GOD BLESS YOU ALL

Posted at 2:23PM on Nov 12th 2007 by I LOVE EVERYONE

67. Britny an ICON lol hahahahahahahah no I dont think so.

Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 13th 2007 by Lets not be like europe

68. Provigil is also used off-label to treat sedation and fatigue in depression, myotonic dystrophy, opioid induced sleepiness[14], spastic cerebral palsy, and Parkinson’s disease. It increases subjective mood and friendliness.

Provigil has also used been used experimentally to treat cocaine/amphetamine addiction.


Posted at 2:27PM on Nov 12th 2007 by MacGuffin

69. wait until those babies float to the top of a river.... then what will all her supporers say about how its all someone elses fault that shes not a good mother... ?

When the news breaks that she drowned them both alive and threw them in plastic bags and the courst could have taken them away long before but didnt becuase shes a "celebrity" then the blood will be on all of their hands from the justice system down to her fans... good job Brit fans, you helped murder Britney Spears kids!!!!

Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 12th 2007 by say what say what!!!

70. Ooops she did it again

Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 12th 2007 by I'll Be Damn'd If They Take My Babies

71. and anyone who is anal enough to get picky with my grammer have nothing better to do with their time!

Posted at 2:32PM on Nov 12th 2007 by say what say what!!!

72. Actually, you can take Provigil for energy, too. I highly doubt that Britney is narcoleptic. If she is, then she definitely doesn't need to be the one "responsible" for the care of two small children. I've seen pics of her puffing on an inhaler and she doesn't have asthma. The chic is crazazy!! If she is taking Provigil, it would have shown up in previous tests. It actually acts in the body similar to that of an amphetamine. It acts on a person's dopamine receptors. So, it will give feelings of euphoria and can distort one's mood and psyche. So, it could show positive in a basic toxicology panel as (maybe) an amphetamine. If I was K-Fed, I'd be getting a court order to demand a clinical record of "diagnosis" for Narcolepsy. Sounds to me like she is abusing a prescription drug. Just food for thought.

Posted at 2:33PM on Nov 12th 2007 by nolalove

73. ALL SHE NEEDS IS FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE HER IN OUR PRAYERS EVERYNIGHT GOD WILL HELP EVERYONE INCLUDING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS PEOPLE SHE IS A GREAT PERSON I LOVE HER SO MUCH GOD BLESS EVERYONE

Posted at 2:33PM on Nov 12th 2007 by I LOVE EVERYONE

74. I use to come on here and look forward to witty and interesting comments.
Now trolls come and make idiotic comments to get attention...starting to
look like Perez Hilton message board. Go read it and you'll see what I mean.
HARVY and STAFF get these low life flies of this blog..they're ruining it for the rest of us.

Posted at 2:34PM on Nov 12th 2007 by gia

75. 61. leave brit alone!!!!!!!!!!its a conservitive all 2 religious socitey that thinks moral character iz determined by weather u had a codeine tablet or not!!!!!!!!!lets stop with who smoked wat and were,and start worrying about real child abuse!!!!!!!!legalize drugs!!!!!

Posted at 2:22PM on Nov 12th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)




never mind with my last post.. if no one rags on this post for grammar and misspelling, i have nothing to worry about.

Posted at 2:35PM on Nov 12th 2007 by say what say what!!!

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