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David Faustino's got himself a new girlfriend -- and she's got a good 8 inches on him! (your joke here)
TMZ caught the former "Married ... with Children" star outside of the Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Blvd. last night, where the recently divorced Faustino showed off his hot, long-legged lady friend.
See, size doesn't matter!