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Chicken Salad Out of Chicken S*** -- KFC Wants Colbert!

11/12/2007 3:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Although Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert has dropped out of the Presidential race, he can still run KFC's White House!
KFC wants Stephen Colbert
In an open letter to the semi-fictional right wing political pundit funnyman, the restaurant chain has extended an offer to Colbert to serve as KFC President for a day -- "no ballot, election or voting required." Somewhere, Dubya is salivating! If he accepts the offer, Colbert's official duties will include sorting the "left wings" from the "right wings" and a "State of the Chicken" address. Paging FEMA!

One perk of this presidency is that Colbert won't have to choose sides, since KFC says, "We have plenty of mashed potatoes and gravy, cole slaw and macaroni and cheese to go around." Finger lickin' good!

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bethany    

KFC serves the worst trash food on the planet

It is literally garbage, and it kills your body

2452 days ago
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Elizabeth    

I hope Colbert declines. He should not promote the murder of animals - KFC should not get any good PR for their objectionable actions.

2452 days ago
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DB Ferguson    

This is amazingly funny! Thanks for the tip! I'd love to see the actual memo, though.

It looks like it's going to be a while before "The Colbert Report" is back. Check NoFactZone.net for all of the latest strike updates that will affect the writer and staff of Stephen Colbert's show:
http://www.nofactzone.net

2452 days ago
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celebrity.web.net    

he would never

2452 days ago
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roughdaddy    

oh no,,,this is a year of material for the report!!!!

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chuck    

Shouldn't they offer that to obama.....

2452 days ago
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baRack em rack obama    

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrist strong

2452 days ago
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Dog is a racist mutt!    

Gee, what a nice ad for KFC! I wonder how much TMZ made for 'releasing' this story? I FRICKING HATE WHEN AD CAMPAIGNS ARE TREATED AS NEWS!!!!!

2452 days ago
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+DJ FunkyGrrL+    

Wow, who knew?

2451 days ago
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stop the madness    

He got my vote!

2451 days ago
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