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Chicken Salad Out of Chicken S*** -- KFC Wants Colbert!

11/12/2007 3:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Although Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert has dropped out of the Presidential race, he can still run KFC's White House!
KFC wants Stephen Colbert
In an open letter to the semi-fictional right wing political pundit funnyman, the restaurant chain has extended an offer to Colbert to serve as KFC President for a day -- "no ballot, election or voting required." Somewhere, Dubya is salivating! If he accepts the offer, Colbert's official duties will include sorting the "left wings" from the "right wings" and a "State of the Chicken" address. Paging FEMA!

One perk of this presidency is that Colbert won't have to choose sides, since KFC says, "We have plenty of mashed potatoes and gravy, cole slaw and macaroni and cheese to go around." Finger lickin' good!


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KFC serves the worst trash food on the planet

It is literally garbage, and it kills your body

2504 days ago


I hope Colbert declines. He should not promote the murder of animals - KFC should not get any good PR for their objectionable actions.

2504 days ago

DB Ferguson    

This is amazingly funny! Thanks for the tip! I'd love to see the actual memo, though.

It looks like it's going to be a while before "The Colbert Report" is back. Check for all of the latest strike updates that will affect the writer and staff of Stephen Colbert's show:

2504 days ago

he would never

2504 days ago


oh no,,,this is a year of material for the report!!!!

2504 days ago


Shouldn't they offer that to obama.....

2504 days ago

baRack em rack obama    

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrist strong

2504 days ago

Dog is a racist mutt!    

Gee, what a nice ad for KFC! I wonder how much TMZ made for 'releasing' this story? I FRICKING HATE WHEN AD CAMPAIGNS ARE TREATED AS NEWS!!!!!

2504 days ago

+DJ FunkyGrrL+    

Wow, who knew?

2503 days ago

stop the madness    

He got my vote!

2503 days ago
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