Paris Devours the Pole

91. her performance is good!!

Posted at 12:08AM on Nov 15th 2007 by kazuhiro , age 40 , japasn

I guess the pole dancers in Japan must really suck, if you think that was good.

Posted at 11:49AM on Nov 15th 2007 by Spurs

92. To Spurs - #88

One of the best comments I've read! Well said.

Posted at 3:55PM on Nov 15th 2007 by May

93. paris is a waste of oxygen and should stop breathing this very moment!!!!

Posted at 8:13PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Big Bear

94. Such a skank keep us all believing that you are just a loser. All that money & still no good has come of it.

Posted at 11:34PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Robyn

95. Parasite has absolutely zero talent. It boggles the mind to think that people actually pay this woman for whatever it is she gets paid for. Where is her shame? Has she no dignity? I think I'll have to watch her interview with David Letterman on Youtube to laugh and watch her squirm. Gotta love Dave!

Posted at 9:36PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Rebecca

96. that wasn't "stars are blind" she was singing....it was her horrendous cover of "Do You think i'm sexy." yuckie.

Posted at 11:44PM on Nov 15th 2007 by skandaL.

97. Dear Paris,

Dance for the 800 Pound Gorilla.

You are so hot!

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 11:08AM on Nov 16th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

98. OMG, this was such an exaggeration. Paris did not devour anything. All she did was hump the pole. She did not work anything but that bad song of hers. Dont get me wrong I am a Paris fan but this 1:10 of my time was so wasted, I couldnt wait for it to end. She didnt do any tricks nor anything that I dont do when I get dressed in the mirror.

Posted at 11:20AM on Nov 16th 2007 by Zoe

99. Hope they sanitized the pole.....poor pole.

Posted at 5:12PM on Nov 20th 2007 by \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Wendy

100. The latest edition of Websters shows the meaning for paris hilton is beanhead whore!!

Posted at 5:14PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Big Bear

101. um,ick. but i have to say,she actually has an okayish singing voice.
especially when compared to britney spears (lip sync/also altered)

Posted at 7:24PM on Nov 16th 2007 by M

102. OMG is she ever giving back to the community with her talant and living out her fantasy at the same time. How "proud" Kathy and Rick must be of their highly successful and "regal" daughter. Wow how impressive! She can lip sinc to her own studio production, never having been able to perform it live, and gyrate on a pole all at the same time while her drooling, horny, low life "subjects" crowd in to take pictures of the unbelievable, award winning performance of their queen of debauchery.

Not driving drunk IS definately a step up for her, but she has yet to live up to ALL the vows she made before the public on Larry King Live. Guess this confirms everything we all already know about Paris Hilton especially that she is a LIAR AND A PHONY with no intention of doing ANYTHING she doesn't have to unless it involves THE LAW forcing her to.

Because this is the HILTON WAY (IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM).

Posted at 6:26PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Shar

103. God you haters are so funny!!!This is what I don't get if you hate Paris why waste your time looking and writing comments about her!!!You dumbasses!!!Paris really doesn't care what you think because at the end of the day look who's making the money and laughing all the way to the bank!!!!!

Posted at 7:39PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Ruben

104. Hey 102, Ruben,

This is not about "hate", it's about what's right. The fact is that people who comment on the TRUTH about all her LIES and her lewd PUBLIC actions actually embarrasses and bothers you enough that you feel compelled to defend it. I ask you, "Why?" Maybe you are ashamed for your own lust for her or you are someone who has been planted by her management firm in the interest of damage control for her terrible and not respected reputation.

Should she read any of these comments, she won't be laughing, not even on her way to the bank. Money doesn't buy love or happiness, it buys "THINGS" which Paris will eventually figure out as we all must.

Paris is clearly looking for love and acceptance. but in all the wrong places, whether it be gyrating like a stripper on a pole (like her mother has taught her she must do for attention because she has no talent) before a bunch of horny, low class drunken/ drugged out men at a bar or sleeping with the rather large number of guys she has in the past.. Or shopping and spending money like a drunken sailor, these behaviors are in direct opposition to the spiritual concepts and the Bible's teachings which SHE SAID, on Larry King Live she was going to ardently persue and adhere to. Remember she claimed she wants to "be a role model for all her young little girl fans" with all her charity work and higher standard of behavior? This video ISN'T doing that!

Maybe you think she should be laughing all the way to the bank because the the truth is, the JOKE is not only on her, she IS the joke. If that is the case...well then I agree with your assessment that she is clueless enough and is indeed " laughing all the way to the bank", but I'm sure it's a nervous laughter.

Posted at 9:05PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Shar

105. Oh yeah, remember when she said on Larry King Live, "I can help with so many great causes?"

Does she consider this one of the great causes? Gyrating and wiggling like a stripper on a pole for a mess of drunks?

You don't have to be a hater to know this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo debauched and has nothing to do with spirituality, charity or helping with any great causes.

Posted at 12:49AM on Nov 17th 2007 by Shar