Tara Reid: Poshtitute Soprano

11/14/2007 1:36 PM PST
Former star Terror Tara Reid walked the streets of Vancouver on Tuesday, dressed like the bastard love child of a high-priced call girl and a New Jersey goomba. Fuhgeddaboudit!

Sporting a glazed look and an updo, the 32-year-old reformed party girl-turned-nothing's fashion trilogy of terror consisted of a fur coat, Garden State approved track suit and a pair of 2003 Ugg boots. Someone got dressed alone in the dark!

Bye, bye Miss American Pie.