DiXX Fore Sale

11/15/2007 2:11 AM PST

DiXX Fore Sale

Golf can be an incredibly frustrating game. How else can you explain the hideous clothes golfers wear? These are very frustrated people!

In order to alleviate some of that frustration, a company has created a high-tech putter with an unfortunate name. The DiXX putter has a computer terminal placed on the putter that measures every conceivable bit of information you can think of, and even some you can't.

The hefty price tag of $899 can only be excused if it lowers a golfer's anxiety level -- and he stops dressing like an evil frat guy from '80s movies.