Jessica Survives Battle of Airport

Jessica Simpson flew into a New York airport yesterday, but this time, she had just one escort: An unarmed, curly-haired blonde.


She actually made her way through and out of LaGuardia airport, unburdened by the lack of assistance from any military personnel, and somehow managed to get through to her car with nary a zealous fan anywhere.

Though with Paris gone and Jess arriving, the alert level in New York remains at Blonde.



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16. Well, at least she does not have a Herpes or another venereal diseases like some of the celebrities-whores we all know!

Not yet?!

Posted at 7:38PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Herpy-pAris Hilton

17. LOL #8
I also was waiting for her to contribute something - say anything while 'co-hosting' the View but she seemed to fade into the very beige background.

Posted at 7:38PM on Nov 15th 2007 by livia

18. Simpson living up to 'iconish' Daisy Duke
Jessica Simpson said Daisy Duke is an "iconish" figure.

Perhaps after making this statement on while co-hosting on Live in '05 she was told not to speak on the View - please

Posted at 7:46PM on Nov 15th 2007 by livia

19. jESSICA WAS GREAT ON THE VIEW. SHE HAS SOME GREAT FASHION LINES GOING ON THAT I WILL BUY. WITH ALL HER MONEY SHE'S DOING SOMETHING GOOD! JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL & SWEET . I LOVE HER!!

Posted at 7:59PM on Nov 15th 2007 by alexis

20. jESSICA WAS GREAT ON THE VIEW. SHE HAS SOME GREAT FASHION LINES GOING ON THAT I WILL BUY. WITH ALL HER MONEY SHE'S DOING SOMETHING GOOD! JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL & SWEET . I LOVE HER!!

Posted at 7:59PM on Nov 15th 2007 by alexis

21. Jessica is nothing without nick..

Posted at 8:39PM on Nov 15th 2007 by angie

22. I agree with Angie. Jessica was the cat's meow when she was America's "favorite ball and chain," as she was tagged by Maxim or one of those mags. But since she and Nick ditched their marital trail, she has been wandering a seemingly aimless path as arm-candy for the flavor-of-the-month musician.

Posted at 9:29PM on Nov 15th 2007 by wasted days and wasted nights

23. Dumb as a ROCK!!!

Posted at 9:30PM on Nov 15th 2007 by K

24. That girl is so hot in so many ways.....love your Jessica!!!

Posted at 10:01PM on Nov 15th 2007 by OJSux

25.
TMZ just can't seem to get over that military escort she received!
They are like some scorned cat hanging on.
Let her go already, she's boring.

Posted at 10:44PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Nat

26. Oh yeah, Jessica Simpson the one who goes through spastic movements when she does her rendition of "singing." SNL has her down soooooooooo
perfect! And we care that she is doing something in the airport, why?

Posted at 2:00AM on Nov 16th 2007 by rj

27. I'm surprized the bimbo could find her way this dumb Bitch needs an escort only so she doesn't get lost I think thats the biggest reason why her Dad goes with her?

Posted at 8:23AM on Nov 16th 2007 by J.D. Long

28. LMAO about the "dumb as a rock" comment, so well said!! Honey, the dumb act will get old soon and then you will be old and washed up and who really cares about you? No one.

Posted at 10:07AM on Nov 16th 2007 by Insider

29. i'd hate to ask this, but, does anyone know where that coat is from?

Posted at 11:01PM on Nov 16th 2007 by sarah

30. A REAL AIRHEAD NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO AT NY AIRPORT.. SHE HAD BEEN THERE SEVERAL TIMES AND PROBABLY SHE WANTS THE ATTENTION OF THE PAPPARAZZIS AND TO SHOW NICK AND VANESSA THAT SHE IS POPULAR.. POUPULAR MY ASS... SHE IS SO DUMB .. NICK AND VANESSA WHEN IS THE ENGAGEMENT DAY???????I DO HOPE ON CHRISTMAS DAY OR NEW YEARS. NICK U DESERVE VANESSA.. SHE IS VERY INTELLIGENT AND NOT A DUMB AIRHEAD LIKE JESSICA

Posted at 10:43AM on Dec 2nd 2007 by shirl smith

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