Jessica Survives Battle of Airport
Jessica Simpson flew into a New York airport yesterday, but this time, she had just one escort: An unarmed, curly-haired blonde.
She actually made her way through and out of LaGuardia airport, unburdened by the lack of assistance from any military personnel, and somehow managed to get through to her car with nary a zealous fan anywhere.
Though with Paris gone and Jess arriving, the alert level in New York remains at Blonde.