John Mayer Is An "Insufferable Douchebag"

He said it himself.


TMZ was at Stereo's second birthday party last night, where our absolute favorite singer-songwriter revealed exclusively to us that he's been engaged in thorough Internet-based self-investigation, and his findings? "I'm kind of a douchebag. I got a little sick of myself ... I'm insufferable," said John. Inside wants out!

Mayer then issued a formal apology to the Internet world. Other douchebags could not immediately be reached for comment.



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16. Thanks for reminding us what we already knew.

Posted at 7:00PM on Nov 15th 2007 by right on the money john

17. DOUCHEBAG HE IS....CAN'T EVEN KEEP STUPID JESSICA

Posted at 8:46PM on Nov 15th 2007 by angie

18. Only douchebags date Jessica Simpson. Now he's dating Sherrod from best week ever.

Posted at 10:53PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Joel

19. I cannot stand John Mayer. I read an article he gave in Rolling Stone & boy, is he full of himself & just seemed like a jerk. He needs to be knocked down a peg or two...this is the first thing he's ever said that I agree with!

Posted at 11:01PM on Nov 15th 2007 by Michelle

20. You would be less of a douche if you stopped hanging out with Sherrod. It's getting old trying to drown his stupid pointless rambling, so I can hear your more witty meaningful rambling. He's about as good for you as Jessica was. Apply your newly found good sense in girlfriends to your dude friends.

Posted at 11:02PM on Nov 15th 2007 by John drop Sherrod

21.

I'm sure in his investigation he found being a insufferable douche bag didn't cause him to stand out any on the internet.

I like John, I find him amusing.

Posted at 11:38PM on Nov 15th 2007 by casper

22. 'TheInCrowd', watch that finger twitch there, buddy. ;-)

Posted at 3:23AM on Nov 16th 2007 by Carpal Tunnel much?

23. Yessss! that he is for sure.
He knew Jessica was stupid and he wasn't serious about her, like most men who date her, but stayed around for the late night calls.
I wonder when willl he realize his career is all hype as well.
I wonder when will his fans pick up on all of these facts.

Posted at 11:47AM on Nov 16th 2007 by Jared

24. Your "favorite singer songwriter" John Ma? Slow day or coincidence? Jessica Sipson, Alicia Lock, Heidi Lum. Boris and Natasha.... or is it Hayden? The little people do have to stick together. Their lies are less obvious that way.

Daredevil Stuff Harvey so you are the time Bandit. Loved the custom made little bike. Made you look really tuff......

You all became what you believed - CRAP, with no balls.

So sad you actually could have done something better with your lives. Law degree, investigative journo and you end up as big as Bandit. Superman is a lady.

Meanwhile us "less famous, less rich" who do have the guts to save the world will get back to our "boring" lives. Before you stab us in the back and take all the credit. But that's just the American way if your yellow and a frog.





Posted at 5:36PM on Nov 16th 2007 by ho ho ho

25. Sherrod! Sherrod Small! The black dude's name is Sherrod Small! And John Mayer may be a douchebag, but he's coming to terms with it.

Posted at 9:38PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Nicole W

26. Why are John Mayer fans so racist. Alot of his fans hate Sherrod because they can't stand to see him hang out with a black man.

Posted at 8:59PM on Nov 17th 2007 by Joe

27. I suggest you drop Sherrod he just made you look like an idiot.

Posted at 1:01PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Erika

28. Honestly, get over yo' self. Who cares!

Posted at 2:57PM on Dec 4th 2007 by UlikeIT

29. He forgot to say ugly douchebag.........cause he is FUGLY!!!!!!!!!I wouldn't do him with someone elses P**sy!!

Posted at 6:34PM on Dec 6th 2007 by desperatehouseho

30. I couldn't believe this guy was stupid enough to put up with someone as stupid as Jessica Simpson! Maybe since they found this Football player they found someone as dumb as she is or dumber that her Dad can boss around and run his life like he runs her life ! I think thats what she's really looking for since it's obvise that Jessica can't think for her self!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:35PM on Dec 16th 2007 by long

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