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Joker's Wild:

Kelly, Leona and Heidi

11/15/2007 4:59 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

There's a new face of evil in Gotham City!



While Heath Ledger is stepping into Jack Nicholson's clown shoes to play The Joker in the upcoming Batman sequel, "The Dark Knight," TMZ would like to throw in a few names to be considered for any future incarnations.

Kelly Osbourne, the late Leona Helmsley (through the magic of CGI) and former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss all have the chops for the part!

We're just sayin'!

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46.

Leela    

I've never understood how anyone would touch Heidi Flooze. She's a three-bagger, bag for her head, bag for the unfortunate guy who's doin' her and a bag for anyone who happens to walk into the room, cuz'..damn!

2502 days ago
47.

LOL    

Kelly - pretty, but the red gash lipstick has to go. Tone it down a bit, wear regular clothes and she's cute.

Fleiss - 3 things:
1) broken nose. (Broken at least twice. Bad dates, Heidi?
2) had surgery to repair the breaks. Didn't work. Looks like the back end of a horse.
3) Too much cocaine - all the cartilage has been eaten away. Same thing happened to John Lennon's nose.

Who'd screw that mess? She looks like a used up old whore. Wait - never mind. Double ick.

Leona Helmsley - looks like Stephen Hawking, only he's actually cuter. Besides, Helmsley always has an 'I smell s***' look on her face. Or did. I bet lots of people are glad she's gone.

Jack Nicholson - doesn't he have such bright eyes....for a nightmare.



2502 days ago
48.

Nicolaney    

What about Pricilla Presley

2502 days ago
49.

flamers    

shannon tweed

2502 days ago
50.

flamers    

also shannon tweed

2502 days ago
51.

thom    

A HUGE missed opportunity - Rachael Ray!

2502 days ago
52.

Whatthe?!?    

Helmsley is DEAD- Osborne is kinda CUTE- Where's Rachel Ray and her stubby, fat fingers? HEIDI HAS METH-FACE- nasty!

2502 days ago
53.

SACK OF SH*T    

Kelly is beautiful.

2502 days ago
54.

moveover    

Kelly doesn't look anything like old Carp Face Leona!

2502 days ago
55.

janet    

they say everyone has a twin I think your right about the joker but not kelly.

2502 days ago
56.

Kate    

Kelly's skin is radiant, flawless... you can't fake that healthy glow when you're drugged-up!!

2502 days ago
57.

Nutage    

That is some scary shiznit!

Nutage.com

2502 days ago
58.

oyeah1968    

Why is it OK for Dita Von Teese to look like she does, but not Kelly Osborne? I think Kelly looks just fine.

2501 days ago
59.

miss info    

CAMERON DIAZ - no makeup required. thats the joker.

2501 days ago
60.

Rex    

I'm not that religious, but when you look at Heidi's distorted face, a person starts to believe that this is Devine justice at work.
For someone who has criticized and mocked men all her life, Karma really is a Bitch.

2417 days ago
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