1. She should pork up nicely.

Posted at 5:16PM on Nov 16th 2007 by FlBiker

2. What was that you said about her taco?......

Posted at 5:40PM on Nov 16th 2007 by OJSux

3. Jessica is my future ex wife!

I will fix her taco every day and night.

She is muy bonita.

Posted at 5:47PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Radar

4. Jessica Simpson is soooo damn cute!!! hotter than Hayden P
PS: Go Patriots!!!! 10-0 this time!!!!!

Posted at 5:55PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Patriotfan1237

5. Jessica Simpson is the Goddess come to life. We are not worthy of her, yet she allows us to bask in her radiant glory. For this we owe her our gratitude and obedience. Hail, Jessica, full of majesty and glory. We worship your every move.

Posted at 6:10PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Johnnybgod

6. She is at least friendly and answers questions instead of ignoring people.

Posted at 7:11PM on Nov 16th 2007 by the lost

7. I bet she smells like Tuna! Not chicken!

Posted at 7:21PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Herpy-pAris Hilton

8. She eats and is pork and so are you Harvey....

She's the Man who is a Snake on a Plane.

Like HOW OBVIOUS DO YOU NEED it?

John sure gets into people.....wonder why he always choses women to become. Like "if" you really are a man you would chose a straight man....right?

Posted at 7:47PM on Nov 16th 2007 by St John was gay hahahahaha

9. I would eat her taco anytime!

Posted at 8:02PM on Nov 16th 2007 by Joker2U

10. Jessica is really gorgeous and very friendly. I love her!

Posted at 8:17PM on Nov 16th 2007 by alexis

11. Jessica is really gorgeous and very friendly. I love her!

Posted at 8:18PM on Nov 16th 2007 by alexis

12. Swoop block

Posted at 9:29PM on Nov 16th 2007 by JBug

13. I caught a few minutes of Jessica Simpson on "The View" this week, and was pleasantly surprised. She is not the airhead I unfairly suspected her of being, and I like her clothing line, especially the grey coat. All around, she seems like a nice girl.

Posted at 9:31PM on Nov 16th 2007 by AngieL

14. What brand of steamroller traveled over this dorks face?

Posted at 10:12PM on Nov 16th 2007 by val

15. Idiot has - been. Go wash your taco.

Posted at 12:03AM on Nov 17th 2007 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett