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TMZ Geographic Presents: The Greasy Bear

Posted Nov 18th 2007 5:00PM by TMZ Staff

It isn't that unusual to see the Ursa Lubricus species (better known as Greasy Bear) in the wild. But last night, TMZ cameras were able to spot him without his usual nightcrawling pal, Heirmessium Hiltonicum.


Watch as the creature struggles to adjust to its surroundings, going in and out of the same doorway over and over again. Clearly, it is confused. Even its friend cannot explain the behavior. (Wait! Isn't that Steven Bing?!?)

Finally, when shown to its vehicle, it is unable to communicate with those around him -- instead voicing displeasure with a simple gesture -- made possible by more than opposable thumbs. Truly remarkable.

Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, greasy bear, GreasyBear

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16. TMZ must be proud, now that this guy is known worldwide as "Greasy Bear". I truly hope he did something to deserve it.

Posted at 8:54PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Kitty

17. The guy is incredibly sexy and good looking. What is the issue here.

Posted at 7:33PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Sir Boo

18. Jagshemash! My name Boracho. I like sex. Bears like sexytime to. I
here Greezy Bear #2 male prostitute in all of U.s. Of A. I read on his profile
on prostitutemillionaire.com he want woman to make sexy time love
explosion on stomach. Yoo leeve credt car info and yoo have free sexy
time him. Yoo trus me. I nice guy. Happy times!

Posted at 7:55PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Boracho

19. Hey now, if the homeless man was confused by Chris Crocker, then perhaps Brandon Davis went zingers after his viewing of that "thing". Thing about that, eh?

Posted at 7:57PM on Nov 18th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

20. ...good editing, funny to watch !!!!

Posted at 8:02PM on Nov 18th 2007 by jr

21. The real story is poor Steven Bing who is smack in front of the camera while the slick and woozy BD does his koo koo clock routine in and out of Hyde. But I guess Steve Bing should be happy about that.....but he kinda looks like he wanted to be bothered and on TMZ perhaps.

Posted at 8:54PM on Nov 18th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

22. ...# 23...hahahaha...for sure !!!!!!! hahha...funny line..." koo kop clock routine"..good one.

Posted at 9:19PM on Nov 18th 2007 by jr

23. He would be a good looking guy but for all the, yes, "grease" in his hair and he needs to get the sweat under control. He looks like bloated Vegas Elvis right now. Picture him in a white sequined pantsuit.

Posted at 9:46PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Pepper

24. ..Pepper... hahahhaa.." picture him in a white sequined pantsuit "....hahahha ur right...could have been casted !!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:00PM on Nov 18th 2007 by jr

25. Honestly, I'd like to know what this moron has done that's worth reporting. I've seen him do nothing leave nightclubs chasing after girls that can't stand his punk ass. Could care less how much money his family's got...he's a wuss.

Posted at 1:15AM on Nov 19th 2007 by Louis

26. What a drunk, stoned greasy boy lol. Confused much?

Posted at 11:37PM on Nov 18th 2007 by chuck

27. I think he ate his brother Gummy Bear and it made him all sick and sweaty.

Posted at 11:39PM on Nov 18th 2007 by Cindy

28. He has a very striking profile,I for real think he could be cast in a movie!
HE KINDA HAS THAT bRUCE wILLIS THANG GOING ON,,NO??

Posted at 12:11PM on Nov 19th 2007 by truthBtold

29. Me luv-um greasy bear! greasy bear, why you so greasy??? i love you.

Posted at 1:30AM on Nov 19th 2007 by she smiled

30. Yuck, I hate Greasy Bear. He's like my ex boyfriend only with darker hair and tons of money.

Posted at 4:46AM on Nov 19th 2007 by the lost

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