TMZ Geographic Presents: The Greasy Bear

It isn't that unusual to see the Ursa Lubricus species (better known as Greasy Bear) in the wild. But last night, TMZ cameras were able to spot him without his usual nightcrawling pal, Heirmessium Hiltonicum.


Watch as the creature struggles to adjust to its surroundings, going in and out of the same doorway over and over again. Clearly, it is confused. Even its friend cannot explain the behavior. (Wait! Isn't that Steven Bing?!?)

Finally, when shown to its vehicle, it is unable to communicate with those around him -- instead voicing displeasure with a simple gesture -- made possible by more than opposable thumbs. Truly remarkable.

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31. say what you like TMZ, but this guy has the profile of a greek god.

Posted at 5:54AM on Nov 19th 2007 by go

32. He's not a bad looking guy, and does have beautiful lips, but I would imagine being so spoiled and snobby he wouldn't know which end on a woman was up or care to find out. I am sure he is as selfish in bed as he appears to be in real life. Looks aren't everything, it's all about the skills.

Posted at 7:13AM on Nov 19th 2007 by Mary

33. I had no idea he was so short! He's nothing but a spoiled brat without any social conscience. What has he contributed to humanity but a pouty face? I loved the video TMZ, very nice indeed!

Posted at 8:43AM on Nov 19th 2007 by Janice

34. I am not usually attracted to men but this guy makes my pants feel constricting

Posted at 9:12AM on Nov 19th 2007 by ivana jercough

35. WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS GUY?

Posted at 11:17AM on Nov 19th 2007 by QE2

36. He's clearly wired on blow

Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 19th 2007 by SuziON

37. Every time I see a picture of him or his brother, I think:

"Jeez, their bathroom must really stink in the morning..."

Posted at 10:15AM on Nov 19th 2007 by DO

38. Who is he, and what has he done besides bury that greasy face in cocaine and sugar donuts?

Posted at 10:23AM on Nov 19th 2007 by labbie

39. Didn't his parents cut him off not too long ago?......

LUV it that you can hear some girl yelling- "Greasy....Greasy....."

HAHA.
What a waste of sperm.

Posted at 10:28AM on Nov 19th 2007 by labbie

40. Another young person who was just fortunate enough to be a lucky sperm member by being born of privilege. What does this guy do other than drink and make a fool of himself. I hope his grandfather removes him from his Will and he and his disgusting brother get nothing!

Posted at 11:09AM on Nov 19th 2007 by Trin

41. #32, I got the impression here, for the first time that he is short. Does anyone know how tall he is??? Before this clip I thought he was a tall guy, oh well, whatever.

Posted at 11:14AM on Nov 19th 2007 by she smiled

42. why does TMX cover these losers like Davis and his brother?

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 19th 2007 by bb

43. I think he has been in a movie! But, his Grandmother sold the family home for 42 millions
in Beverly Hills. His mother sold her home for 18 million. What is going on here? He
called Linsey Lohan that awful name. No young lady should be called that. Plus, to add
insult to injury said she was poor because she has only 7 million. Heck, from what I
hear he does not have 7 million of his own! Grandpa is the one with the money!

If he slips and go back to rehab he is cut off! BTW, Lindsey made her own money! Top
that Greasy Bear! Oh, Davis is his mother's last name. He has a different name. His
father is a Turkish/American Art Dealer. His parents are not married anymore. Zairf I
believe is his birth name. He changed it to Davis!

Posted at 12:33PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Leo Woman

44. Hilarious that those girls were calling him greasy!! I think if ya listen close the guys were saying it too!!!! He is for sure doing coke....you get sweaty doing that crap!!!!

Posted at 12:34PM on Nov 19th 2007 by MicheleG

45. Correction: Father is a Wine Importer, Turkkish/American. Zarif should be his last name.
But, he uses Davis! Mom is a Davis! Watch out Brandon before you get cut off and be
poor like Lindsey. God forbid!

Posted at 12:42PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Leo Woman

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