TMZ Geographic Presents: The Greasy Bear

It isn't that unusual to see the Ursa Lubricus species (better known as Greasy Bear) in the wild. But last night, TMZ cameras were able to spot him without his usual nightcrawling pal, Heirmessium Hiltonicum.


Watch as the creature struggles to adjust to its surroundings, going in and out of the same doorway over and over again. Clearly, it is confused. Even its friend cannot explain the behavior. (Wait! Isn't that Steven Bing?!?)

Finally, when shown to its vehicle, it is unable to communicate with those around him -- instead voicing displeasure with a simple gesture -- made possible by more than opposable thumbs. Truly remarkable.

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46. Wow...can someone tell this futz it's over.

Posted at 3:32PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Kristen

47. Rehab????

Posted at 3:13AM on Nov 20th 2007 by texasangie1

48. He's not ugly, just sad.

Posted at 3:13AM on Nov 20th 2007 by texasangie1

49. Remember in the "Bronx Tail" when De Niro said, "Nothing worse than wasted talent"?
That applies here.

Personally, minus the grease, and I am a movie producer, He has the profile of a real leading man..he could make it in the movies, ...big time, but he has to clean up his act.

He is hot ,even if I am richer than he is.

Posted at 4:27AM on Nov 25th 2007 by kajillionaire

50. Ive been wondering for a long time now, just WHO and What the hell is this Gummi? What rock did he crawl out from and why?

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 25th 2007 by badmojo

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