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Sly & Bruce: Action Stars Die Hard

11/19/2007 1:58 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sexy, ageless, action heroes of yore, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis, reunited at the opening of their Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. Stayin' alive!
Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis
Despite Stallone's lack of facial expression and Bruce's lack of hair, these two geriatric hunks have still got it! Rocky Balbotox!

61 and 52 never looked so, er, good!

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1.

Vain    

Nasty and nastier.

2341 days ago
2.

Hal    

Damn skippy - they've got it going on!

2341 days ago
3.

jkm    

Old and older. They look like two old suburban dad's at a mall.

2341 days ago
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ANGEL4EVER    

These two old farts look like they just got out of REHAB! Slys nose is so PINOCCHIO!

2341 days ago
5.

JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin    

Man, they look like trash.

2341 days ago
6.

JENNIFER ANNISTON LITE    

BRUCE WILLIS IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF! JERK MADE THAT UGLY RUMOR DAUGHTER. SCREWED UP DEMIS PRETTY GENES.

HOPEFULLY IF DEMI'S EGGS HAVENT ALL DRIED UP HER AND ASHTON CAN MAKE A PRETTY DAUGHTER!

HATE BRUCE!

2341 days ago
7.

Maureen    

Rocky Balbotox. Very, VERY funny.

Are you sure this isn't actually Madame Tussaud's?

2341 days ago
8.

cuteone    

I love Bruce! It seems he is single now! I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week!

2341 days ago
9.

felixluv    

BRUCE IS LOOKING A LITTLE THIN, HOPE HE DOESN'T FOLLOW SUIT LIKE ALL THESE WAFEY CHICKS!

2341 days ago
10.

Munchkin Mayor    

LOOK!!!

IT'S TWO MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!

2341 days ago
11.

Jaded    

Is anyone else as sick of hearing about that millionaire dating site as I am? Give it a rest, for God's sake.

Hey, growing old happens to everyone... But in these two cases, their accomplishments speaks volumes. Wouldn't you like to have their bank accounts? I don't think it's so important that they look young.

But that's just my opinion....

2341 days ago
12.

kgb    

Nothing sexy about those two bookends.
Blecch.

2341 days ago
13.

DARK MEAT ONLY    

If Bruce was man enough to maintain his business, maybe I wouldn't have lost my boyfriend to that undersexed grandma nymphomaniac!

2341 days ago
14.

M.T.K.    

They both look like CRAP!

Sly and his twisted face is so old...plus he has AGED so much...he was alright back in the day, but now...ok RETIRE already! He is sooooo played out!

As for Bruce, his face is so skinny and he looks like he is 65, not 50-ish. Wow! He is a decent actor, but as for good looking....keep looking past Bruce please...can you say Old Man?!

2341 days ago
15.

just wondering    

...Never liked the personalitys off screen of either of them. UCK!!....

2341 days ago
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