Sexy, ageless, action heroes of yore, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis, reunited at the opening of their Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. Stayin' alive!
Despite Stallone's lack of facial expression and Bruce's lack of hair, these two geriatric hunks have still got it! Rocky Balbotox!
61 and 52 never looked so, er, good!
1. Nasty and nastier.
Posted at 12:44PM on Nov 19th 2007 by i said it so what?
2. Damn skippy - they've got it going on!
Posted at 12:49PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Melody
3. Man, they look like trash.
Posted at 12:51PM on Nov 19th 2007 by JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin
4. BRUCE WILLIS IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF! JERK MADE THAT UGLY RUMOR DAUGHTER. SCREWED UP DEMIS PRETTY GENES.
HOPEFULLY IF DEMI'S EGGS HAVENT ALL DRIED UP HER AND ASHTON CAN MAKE A PRETTY DAUGHTER!
HATE BRUCE!
Posted at 12:51PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Beyonce
5. Rocky Balbotox. Very, VERY funny.
Are you sure this isn't actually Madame Tussaud's?
Posted at 12:51PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Maureen
6. I love Bruce! It seems he is single now! I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week!
Posted at 12:55PM on Nov 19th 2007 by cuteone
7. They look better than some of the younger guys out here.
Posted at 1:00PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Miss Marti T
8. LOOK!!!
IT'S TWO MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 1:04PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Munchkin Mayor
9. Is anyone else as sick of hearing about that millionaire dating site as I am? Give it a rest, for God's sake.
Hey, growing old happens to everyone... But in these two cases, their accomplishments speaks volumes. Wouldn't you like to have their bank accounts? I don't think it's so important that they look young.
But that's just my opinion....
Posted at 1:06PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Jaded
10. Nothing sexy about those two bookends.
Blecch.
Posted at 1:07PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Curious In Connecticut
11. If Bruce was man enough to maintain his business, maybe I wouldn't have lost my boyfriend to that undersexed grandma nymphomaniac!
Posted at 1:10PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Ashton's Exgirlfriend
12. ...Never liked the personalitys off screen of either of them. UCK!!....
Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 19th 2007 by jr
13. They both look like CRAP!
Sly and his twisted face is so old...plus he has AGED so much...he was alright back in the day, but now...ok RETIRE already! He is sooooo played out!
As for Bruce, his face is so skinny and he looks like he is 65, not 50-ish. Wow! He is a decent actor, but as for good looking....keep looking past Bruce please...can you say Old Man?!
Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 19th 2007 by M.T.K.
14. These two old farts look like they just got out of REHAB! Slys nose is so PINOCCHIO!
Posted at 1:12PM on Nov 19th 2007 by JOHNNY ANGELz
15. Gotta agree with #9, growing old happens to everyone, but these guys are growing old "with a vengeance."
Posted at 1:14PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Sue
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