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"The Science Guy" Wants to Send "Wife" to the Moon

Bill NyeBill Nye "The Science Guy" is asking a Los Angeles County judge for protection from his faux wife, after she pulled a late night raid on his flower and produce gardens. One needn't be scientific to know that marriage isn't going well!

TMZ obtained a request for a temporary restraining order, first reported by The Smoking Gun, filed by Nye against his pseudo-wife of just one year, Blair Tindall. In the handwritten documents, Bill claims his estranged gal showed up at his Studio City home on Labor Day, dressed in black and armed with two large bottles "filled with some sort of solvent" to do damage to his garden, which he says provides "food produce."

And it gets crazier!

Nye also alleges that the herbicide was "quite toxic" and thought Tindall might have squirted him in the eyes with it had she gotten closer. Not very Nyes!

Tindall responded to the order by describing the midnight bad vegetables incident as a "foolish, sophomoric act of poor judgment" brought on by a series of personal and family problems. Blair explained that the reason for the attack was that she saw their rose garden on the "Living with Ed" TV show. She claims Nye picked a rose and gave it to Ed Begley's wife on the show and discussed how he had no woman in his life. She also strongly denied being a threat to Nye, and accuses him of "emotional cruelty." The out of orbit couple "wed" last February in a curious ceremony officiated by Pastor Rick Warren, author of "The Purpose Driven Life."


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91. She might've squirted him in the eyes? How's this for a bit of 80's Humor:

SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE

P.S.- I wasn't around in the 80's. I'm Just smart enough to appreciate the music. :)

Posted at 8:57PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Funny

92. If he knows so much about science, why can't he tell me how to get rid of the rash on my butt? Go ahead, touch it. I dare you.

Posted at 9:27PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Reggie Wagstaff

93. I love Bill Nye!!!

Posted at 9:37PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Derrich

94. THis iz the craziest thing i've heard in a while. It sounds lyke someone made it up. Its still good to hear about Bill (I haven't heard about him in years. I thought he waz dead.

Posted at 3:37PM on Nov 25th 2007 by The newz iz crazy!

95. This woman probably went after him because he was famous in the first place. They are attracted for fame and dollar bills. I guess now instead of experimenting with lab rats, the lab rats will have to do the food tasting for him. If they roll over and die, it's not safe. It's a good thing Heather Mills didn't do this to Paul McCartney as we have already lost two Beatles.

Posted at 9:43PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Ralph Garcia

96. #2 please, oh please finish your statement! "Hell hath no Furry like ..."
What's a FURRY LIKE? And why doesn't Hell have any???

Posted at 10:06PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Scrappy Mama

97. Another tale of a good for nothing slut.

Posted at 10:09PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Loros Saladino

98. hahahahaha this is funny, we have a channel here on tv where nye the science guy is on many times,. i never thought he was married , very smart ,and its a funny show,,, i gues he married the wrong one should have checked her out before he got in to trouble ,,,,,,scientifficly so to speak,,,, well i am glad she dident do him in,,,,,

Posted at 10:26PM on Nov 20th 2007 by lenishea

99. As a guy I should mention that I would also marry someone with boobs and a pretty face.

Posted at 5:08AM on Nov 21st 2007 by howard gilman

100. Bill Nye, Bill Clinton are both HOT!

Posted at 11:39PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Neoliberalfemdem

101. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE KUMQUATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:44PM on Nov 20th 2007 by kim

102. Send her to the moon? Set fire to the wick of her tampax

Posted at 11:54PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Deacon

103. Hi Bill. It's been so long, I don't know where to start. You just don't have luck with the ladies, I can see that hasn't changed lol.. You know I'm JUST kidding!! No, I'm really sorry to hear about the nut you had to live with... I remember you in class as a very intelligent, interesting and unique guy. I know you would remember me if you saw my photo so if you're reading this, ask me for my photo. Just give me the "Password" so I know it's really you... You DO remember the password, don't you??? LOL, how could you
forget???

Posted at 11:59PM on Nov 20th 2007 by Suzy, Cornell University, '77

104. Bill, el cientifico? Say it ain't so Pedro. Bitter women like that only come from marriage to a closeted Republican or an asexual Bush (hense the attack on the garden).

Posted at 12:03AM on Nov 21st 2007 by JDtheDJoftheJR

105. Bill Nye married for only a year ??? Now getting a divorce ??? Woops !!! Didn't see that coming!!! Take a photo of all your "stuff ", tear the photo in half---and that is what you will end up with. Did I hear should have done a Prenup ???

Posted at 3:28PM on Nov 21st 2007 by larry

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