Mariah Carey Sprays Glendale

31. Wow, slow news week if this is all that floats to the top of the lake

Posted at 1:15PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Valentino

32. Mariah is fat, old and ugly. Her screeching falsetto is boring as well as her whiny "music". She dresses like a whore and does NOT have the body or it. Blech.

Posted at 1:14PM on Nov 21st 2007 by JustMe

33. Ever seen a wax sculpture of a famous person in their prime, but it's kind of an old sculpture, and the wax has been under the lights and yellowed it some, and the wax has gotten kind of lumpy?

I have, it's in the picture at the top of the page.

Posted at 1:15PM on Nov 21st 2007 by SO over this chick

34. Awwww, I didn't know she was Armenian!

Posted at 1:21PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Moriah

35. I LOVE it when Uber-Skanks think that they are dressing sexy by emulating the hookers down at the Point in the Bronx.

I have news for you ladies, those hookers aren't trying to dress "Sexy" they are trying to let passing cars know that they will let you f**k them for $5.00. THAT is what Mariah Carey looks like. She WOULD look sexy if she put on something that didn't look like she was the fat sister jealous because daddy wasn't coming into her room at night.

Posted at 1:35PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Me Love You Long Time

36. I had the ~ahem~ pleasure of meeting Mariah way back in '91, when she was just releasing her first single. Even back then, as a complete nobody, she was a completely b!tchy diva. Some things never change.

Posted at 1:23PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Me Love You Long Time

37. I don't understand when people say she's attracative.
I've been pretty sure that her body is a giant slab of rotting horse meat since the day I saw her, and I'm honestly quite glad that I'm not alone in thinking so.

Posted at 1:28PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Conundrum

38. Somebody needs a serious ego reduction. Just another self-obsessed celebrity who has been over-pampered to the point of forgetting who she is..an average looking person who can sing. No amount of plastic surgery or fake airbrush tanning will change the fact that she's just average. She needs to get off herself.

Posted at 1:25PM on Nov 21st 2007 by She is UGLY on the inside

39. ugh. What a ho-bag. She hasn't been cool, or attractive, in years!

Posted at 1:30PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Timmay!

40. She leads the NFL with 10.5 sacks

Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Hut!

41. She obviously can't deal with getting older - she still sees herself as the Cute Early Mariah. It's only a matter of time before she's Norma Desmond. Would somebody please get this woman a mirror?

Posted at 1:39PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Denial is a biatch

42. its not so much that shes fat as that the distance from her back to her belly button is
longer than the houston astro dome

Posted at 1:39PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Badom Bomp!

43. Go easy on her... you know the camera adds 10lbs... of course the voracious appetite adds the other 150, but still...

Posted at 1:41PM on Nov 21st 2007 by Badom Bomp!

44. I don't even care that she's insane anymore. I'm just happy she keeps walking her dog in ridiculously inappropriate dresses.

Best case scenario she continues this trend until she's taking her dog around the block in lingerie. And then eventually in just a thong and heels. A

nd then the very last time she walks the dog she'll be completely nude with a man having sex with her from behind. It'll be shocking.,but also a little classy.

Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 21st 2007 by More from the Superficial (a MUCH better site than this one)

45. AMAZING!!!! ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS, YET SHE SELLS!!! SELLS!!! SELLS!!!! SELLS!!! AND NOT LIKE BRITNEY, I MEAN SHE REALLY SELLS!!!!!!!

DO I SMELL CLOSET MARIAH FANS??????

IT'S OK! REALLY!!!

Posted at 2:21PM on Nov 21st 2007 by IVYLEAGUEBLACKMAN