Non-Alcoholic Water?!

16. What a stupid product... What's wrong with Evian and all the other waters out there??

Posted at 10:21AM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Jaye

17. Love it. And FYI, Liquid Salvation has been around since 2004. Not sure about those otehrs--

Posted at 10:39AM on Nov 22nd 2007 by GTO67

18. Dear Paris,

I would like to hold you in my hairy arms.
I would like to give you a big furry hug.
You are so sweet and adorable.

800 pound gorilla

Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 22nd 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

19. I'm with you #12 - because #5 is as dumb as the bitch in the picture...and as dumb as the people that take her skanky ass pictures and the people who waste good space posting her skanky ass pictures. She is useless as best I can tell and her claim to fame outside of daddy's money is having someones Johnson in her mouth...wow, just what a family wants in a daughter, sister and mother. TMZ -- find someone that IS actually doing something useful in life and make them a celebrity...not this slut.

Posted at 11:48AM on Nov 22nd 2007 by mikiejoe

20. Anything to make you feel more elite I supose...

Posted at 12:07PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Nutage.com

21. De-ionized tap water in a trendy bottle, Oh Brother!!

Funny enough, this product is just like Paris...

Totally worthless product, in a fancy package...

Posted at 12:14PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Oh Brother!

22. Nasty old Parasite is scrounging around the world for her nickles and dimes now.. hee hee

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by fun-fun

23. what do you mean "new"?? Thats been out for about a year now! when you're traveling, you'll find it in gas stations and etc... far from new.. and when was alc. ever in water?

Posted at 2:51PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by T.Marie

24. If the bitch is carrying it she is being paid to carry it. And it is probably full of Grey Goose, not water.

Posted at 9:41PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by GO AWAY PARIS!!

25. Oh, and the bottle is made of plastic - so, while we are promoting one made-up cause it's at the expense of another (The environment)...Paris concluded.

Posted at 4:28PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by In L.A.

26. Liquid Salvation in a flask probably carries a price from hell with it, if nothing else becasue of the novelty shape of the bottle. i am all for bottle spring drinking water, but i can only imagine what these people are paying for this water. However i sure agree it is better than drunk driving their way into old age, If they make old age.

Posted at 5:36PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Mack

27. Liquid Salvation was out before Fred.

Posted at 12:06PM on Nov 23rd 2007 by sabrina

28. Tapout, the MMA clothing company has been marketing water in a flask like plastic bottle for a couple years.

Posted at 9:05PM on Nov 23rd 2007 by brian

29. I smell rehab

Posted at 9:53AM on Nov 23rd 2007 by www.sugar-shoes.co.uk

30. Tapout Water? WOW...and I thought GUTZ was the all time worst name for a water....According to Liquid Salvation's blog: "

In response to a recent story on TMZ, we'd like to clarify our position regarding celebs asking for the flask. First of all, Liquid Salvation, Inc. has NEVER paid any celebrity to drink our product. Period. Especially those named after crappy hotels in France.

However, we appreciate and welcome any free publicity generated by Tinsletown's flock of bar-hopping, drunk-driving lost sheep in dire need of Salvation. Sure, there are plenty of companies out there paying boodles of greenbacks to our beloved nipped and clipped royalty to say, "Drink Me. Because I'm f%&! famous." But we ain't one of 'em. "

Posted at 12:17PM on Nov 24th 2007 by MKZZ