Paris Hilton Gets Shanghaied

1. 1st....Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted at 12:04PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Amanda

2. that is one icky outfit

Posted at 12:03PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by shut up

3. no, loser. I was first. hahaha look stupid.

Posted at 12:05PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by shut up

4. Who gives a rats ass about Paris...she's one ugly looking bitchhhhhhhhh. There is nothing special about her. She is a complete loser with no life. And she said she reads the Bible but could not think her of favorite verse. LIAR!!!!!!!!! Try again Paris. Think of another lie you idiot.

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Kim

5. 2nd...Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Amanda

6. doesn't shanghied mean kidnapped or something like that
those people aren't that stupid
with our luck, they will probably send her back

Posted at 1:23PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by montana mike

7. Forget Barbie! I wanna be Paris. She has everything and goes everywhere!

What an exciting life.

Posted at 12:16PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Maggie

8. #4 Kim, don't forget about the halfway house she said she'd build when she got out. It is and always will be about herself and no one else. No talent hack, sexual deviate and lying shank!!

Posted at 12:17PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Lenn K.

9. #5...and she has more then one Ken....what a slut! Still wanna be like her????????

Posted at 12:17PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by ?

10. Paris carried around a stuffed panda -- perhaps in honor of Thanksgiving?

I find it offensive that you think people reading your blog are so dumb and without culture they would not know that it's their tradition to give visiting celebrities & dignitaries a "Panda Bear" and had she put it down, they would have felt dishonored.

or

Maybe it's YOU GUYS that are so DUMB and WITHOUT CULTURE that you didn't know that and thought it was FUNNY like all DUMMY'S that think everything they don't understand is funny.

Posted at 1:43PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by wonder.woman

11. Dear Paris,

I want to hold you in my hairy arms.
I want to give you a big furry hug.
You are so sweet and adorable.

800 pound gorilla

Posted at 12:21PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

12. If there is a God, she'll stay over in China forever.

Posted at 12:21PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by ╔═Dwight Schrute═╗

13. Hey what happened to her pet rat she use to carry around?(The one with the big sun-glasses,and funny sweaters)......Did that rat die?...I need to know...I am thinking of buying one,but if they only last a couple of years,I might just buy a snake instead...

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Puppy Tucker

14. Paris:

They love you there! Please stay. We'll mail your stuff.

Posted at 12:35PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by billy

15. Paris is preparing herself to be Hillary's Secretary of State. Hillary feels that the name alone will bring us closer ties to the French. This will be one of many appointments made to the Hollywood elitists who support Hillary. As we can see from the campaign, Hillary has developed her Hollywood advisors.

Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 22nd 2007 by Foreign Correspondent