"Bachelor" Byron Gets His Ass Kicked

106. layla, wish i could have been there to keep you warm, but i do have some more wine just for that special occasion. i love a woman that rides a horse-and a dog too--what a special lady you must be-i've been shoveling snow all morning--i could sure use a good massage--

Posted at 5:09PM on Nov 25th 2007 by montana mike

107. I guess she finally got sick of waiting for the wedding!

Posted at 5:31PM on Nov 25th 2007 by whitney7

108. Montana Mike,

I live In New England, but no snow yet. It's cold enough for a fire in the stove, though. Why don't you saddle up your Quarter Horse and I'll saddle up my Morgan, and we'll meet halfway - say Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Bring the wine, Cowboy, we'll need it! As for that massage, well, darlin' I recently got certified in Equine Massage, so I could probably help you out.

Posted at 5:40PM on Nov 25th 2007 by Layla

109. layla, there was no doubt in my mind that you could handle it. i love new england clam chowder, and the thought of us in front of a missouri fire sounds pretty damn exciting. actually i give a pretty good massage myself, so be prepared for one of those deeeeep ones. you definitely sound like one of a kind.

Posted at 6:14PM on Nov 25th 2007 by montana mike

110. Montana,
Thanks, honey, sounds good to me. We need to find a better way to communicate than this open forum, or ol' Harvey will kick us both off.

I sound tough, but truly the only time I gave a man a good, old fashioned beat down was someone I dated quite a few years ago. It was maybe our fourth date, and he kicked one of my young Labs, who was just being an exuberant puppy. I punched him, blackened his eye, and while he was down I kicked him in the butt, hard! He gave me a bloody nose, but it was worth it. I didn't call the police, I did something much worse. His whole family had recently moved here from Tennessee, so I called his Mother and Daddy, who liked me a whole lot, and his big brother, Roy, with whom he lived. He got back to Roy's expecting sympathy, and instead his Daddy, Roy, brother Jake and sister Robin were waiting! They handled the situation, Southern Style. Robin and I are still good friends.

Posted at 6:47PM on Nov 25th 2007 by Layla

111. you come up with a way, and we'll handle it. sounds like you have different sides to you--kickin some guys ass, but lovin on your dogs. i have a beagle named otis, and he howls at the moon all the time, but i love him. i wouldn't let anyone kick him either. that's kinda what you're doing--making me want to howl at the moon

Posted at 7:02PM on Nov 25th 2007 by montana mike

112. Montana,

Howling right back at you! I told you, it was ONE time, several years ago. I'm really very sweet, but mess with a helpless animal or a child, I will step in. I'm not real big, but I am really fast!
You are my first Internet friend, so I hope you aren't some twelve year old! I don't know any chat rooms, but you pretty much had me at Layla, darlin'. I'll attempt to set up an account that will block anyone but you, and I'll get back to you. Love to Otis, great name.

Posted at 7:18PM on Nov 25th 2007 by Layla

113. well layla darlin, i'm not a twelve year old kid, and you set one up and i'm yours--hey, you're my first also--please be gentle with me-or not

Posted at 7:24PM on Nov 25th 2007 by montana mike

114. Hey Montana,
slyonshilton@comcast.net

Let me know it's you. I feel like a little kid, passing notes in school!

Posted at 8:37PM on Nov 25th 2007 by Layla

115. man, i just turned on the tv and guess what was on--football, and guess who is playing--NEW ENGLAND--well, is it fate, or are they a really good football team--a little bit of both, i think. well darlin, we'll talk if you can set up an account, but if you can't, i'm sure there's ways to keep this going.
you got me howling, so either way, i'll be waiting for you

Posted at 8:36PM on Nov 25th 2007 by montana mike

116. Montana, darlin,

I'm waiting. We love our Pat's here in New England, and our Red Sox too. The address I gave you is firewall protected, so I'm able to screen all messages. Let's talk soon......preferably privately! To think I drove all the way to Colorado last year to buy a Quarter Horse........slyonshilton@comcast.net

Posted at 8:51PM on Nov 25th 2007 by Layla

117. layla, i'm trying like hell to get this thing to go through--please hang on

Posted at 9:20PM on Nov 25th 2007 by montana mike

118. He wanted a spicy latina and he got one! Too bad he couldn't handle her - I could tell he was too whitebread and too "i'm an overgrown playboy" to be able to ride her latina wave (no cheatin boy or i'll whup you good!

Posted at 12:51PM on Nov 26th 2007 by cool monday

119. uhhh good luck to layla and montana mike? report back if this is a love connection or if it goes the way of the bachelor LOL!

Posted at 12:57PM on Nov 26th 2007 by cool monday

120. Thanks, Cool Monday. So far, Mike and I are getting along just fine. He's a real hottie, we share the same family values, love dogs and horses, and hope to meet soon. Can't predict how it will all end, but I'm loving right now.

Posted at 11:15PM on Nov 26th 2007 by Layla