Mom Hogan Teaches Nick How to Drive a Bargain

106. Not to mention the Marine you're all crying about was willingly participating in the street racing. So the whole "that evil child shouldn't have been street racing" argument is illogical. One could also say "that grown man shouldn't have been in a car with a kid, street racing without his seatbelt on". But John's a saint because he's a marine, and got hurt? Pffft. And lke someone els pointed out, who bought the alcohol? And what would John have to say about how his friend is being treated?

Posted at 5:38PM on Nov 24th 2007 by ohm

107. LMAO@ohm. "is it really worth the trade off?" ahahahhaha

Posted at 6:05PM on Nov 24th 2007 by rofl

108. ohm is right he's not gonna go to jail. they'll just fine the crap out of him. "either pay 20k, or go to jail to pay it off $1.50 per day". people with money get to pay their way out of going to jail, and this isn't even something the blackest loser would do time for, not as a first offense any way.

Posted at 10:05PM on Nov 24th 2007 by katey

109. "Yes, I think I WILL get into the car with an intoxicated 17 year old and illegally street race". Proof positive that jarheads are the dumbest military service.

Posted at 10:17PM on Nov 24th 2007 by USAF

110.
She has love written all over her face don't she?
sigh.. enabling just gets harder every day.

Posted at 2:07AM on Nov 25th 2007 by Troll

111. USAF ... I understand your point, but that was a bit rude.

Posted at 2:14AM on Nov 25th 2007 by baby me

112.
# 109 USAF
Your remark should be removed and proves the air force who lets geeks like you in who mostly sit behind desks and um type don't have a clue what's it's like and what it takes to be the first boots on the ground in any conflict.
I have doubts your even out of your parents basement yet let alone enlisted however, Have another bag of chips on the house.

Posted at 2:16AM on Nov 25th 2007 by Mirrors

113. Mirrors - what were you doing up so late to post that message, do you not have a sense of responsibility?

Freedom of speech. If it gets deleted I'll be surprised. That's what the boots on the ground help fight for, right?

We safely sit behind desks because we're the brains, but really, in modern warfare, we're far more effective than ground troops. Shock and awe, baby, shock and awe. Infantry is for people with no other talents, or hopes, or dreams. They are VERY MUCH needed though.

The day I went to MEPS to enlist, I was there for 14 hours waiting for a waiver. While I was there I noticed how none of the Marine recruiters could even figure out their paperwork. I needed a medical waiver, so I had good reason for being there all day. Those poor marine recruits were there the same length of time as me, and they
needed no waivers. Their recruiters were just stupid, and the recruits themselves were one step above drooling all over themselves. There's no shame in being stupid, you're needed too. It's peoples' concept of stupidity that makes it bad. Without stupid people there would be a lot of jobs that didn't get done. "We all have our own special place in this world, none higher than the other".

And to "baby me", rude shmude - I speak the truth.

Posted at 3:13PM on Nov 25th 2007 by USAF

114. Hulk and Linda, If this divorce is just a ploy to possibly save bucks from the impending lawsuit that will come out of the wreck that vegetated John. I will tell you one thing from your fans. If it is a BS publicity masquerade then it WILL defniately hurt your career. You will lose ALL credibility with your fans and will be placed where Dog The Bounty Hunter was so quickly placed. Directly in the TRASH. You both have two children that need your help. Brooke has such a skewed picture of reality. She isnt talented and only was able to put out an album because of the reality show and because of being Hulks daughter. Everyone knows this and accepts it. Work on what she can do and not what she can't do. With the right amount of coaching and in time she may become a good actress. Just dont let her crash and burn too soon or she will never become anything. Nick brought on bad publicity to the entire family and it is not going to go away soon. He is only 17 so keep the case in the juvenile court system. It will help him in the future. Both you and Linda needs to give him your total support and stand behind him no matter if he has to go to jail or prison for a few years. Use this tragedy to build your career on. Do public service against drunk driving, against drag racing, against whatever you can stand against. Volunteer your status as a celebrity toward these causes. This will build public confidence toward the Hulk and then a sit com or something like that will come along to further your career. Dont do the reality show anymore. It will bring you nothing but trouble in the future and will probably hurt your career from this point on rather than help it. If your divorce is real and not a tatical move, then go through with it and put it behind you. Both of your children are about grown and are old enough to handle it. Don't bad mouth your ex wife and make sure in the final property settlement agreement that she agrees not to bad mouth you or write a book about your lives. Pay her a little extra to keep her mouth shut. Dont let her profit on your 20 years together. The public already knows too much about you thanks to the reality show. Its time to close those doors and go on with your lives.

Posted at 5:18PM on Nov 25th 2007 by The Dr. Phil of TMZ

115. Nick looks like he is practicing his community service by doing maual labor carrying skank moms packages. Also take a look at Nicks shirt CROOKS""
That is a fitting shirt for him. He will be trading his Crook shirt for a prison orange jump suit and wishing that he had a case of vaseline.

Linda is sure a skanky looking peice of crap. She betrayed Hulk and is now betraying her kids. There is only one place for a skank like that. Back to the trailer park in Miami
that she came from.

Posted at 9:42PM on Nov 25th 2007 by H2SO4 Guy

116. Nick and Linda.......See all of those clothes, shoes, jewelry, perfume and other crap that you bought in the photo? Guess what? John the Marine that you vegetated wont be able to wear shoes again, he wont be able to wear nice clothes again, he wont be able to wear jewelry again or smell the scent of perfume again. John wont be able to enjoy a meal at his favorite restaurant. He wont be able to marry the love of his life or have the joy of children brought into his life. John wont be able to go to college or trade school or work at a profession of his choosing. He wont be able to go fishing, hunting, shopping or enjoy another Birthday, Thanksgiving or Christmas with his family.

John is gone Nick and Linda, and will have to be fed through a tube for the rest of his life. The food inserted thru the tube looks like baby food and John will be prohibited from tasting it. He was sentenced to a life of having to look straight up at the ceiling of a nursing home day in and day out. He will have to be bathed, shaved, changed when he soils himself and have his hair combed by someone else for the rest of his life. His once strong USMC muscles will atrophy, he will lose weight and become vitrually unrecognizeable in years to come.

His life is gone.
His freedom is gone.
His dignity is gone.
His prosperity is gone.
His dreams are gone.

He now has nothing.

All due to the fault of Nick Bollea. Son of Hulk and Linda Hogan. Brother of Brooke.

Posted at 9:56PM on Nov 25th 2007 by Shattered Dreams By Sonny

117. Hey, MIRRORS. You're not bright. You need to learn the difference between your and you're, and not trash the entire Air Force just because one guy on here got smart, and if you're going to trash people, please do so literately.

Posted at 10:15PM on Nov 25th 2007 by that's all i've got to say on this one

118. yeh, mirrors, you kinda just made yourself as bad s USAF.brilliant dude

Posted at 10:18PM on Nov 25th 2007 by FIBiker

119. PS Nick is my biotch

Posted at 10:19PM on Nov 25th 2007 by FIBiker

120. F THE PRICK NICK BUBBA HAS SOMTHING BIG AND BLACK FOR YOU
YOUR GOING TO FIT IN TO PRISON JUST FIND BROTHA

Posted at 1:46AM on Nov 26th 2007 by fj