Mating Season for Indigenous Gummi Bear?

As winter approaches, the rarely elusive Gummi Bear appeared outside of Mr. Chow -- to fill his belly with fish for his brief hibernation, and to attempt mating, maybe. The beauty of nature!


The fierce Gummi, known for its love of food and for its changing blonde fur, attracted several others of the loopy blonde species.

Will the bear choose Lorenzo Lamas' ex Shauna Sand, or former Mess Nevada, Katie Rees? Or are they not his type?



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, katie reese, KatieReese, shauna sands, ShaunaSands

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16. Strangely, I feel compelled to ask for about the thousandth time WHY this idiot is worthy of any type of national news, be it low-level gossip or otherwise? I fear, dear TMZ, that you are really grasping at straws here...

I used to come here to check out the real skinny on Hollyweird, but this is just a pure waste of my time. Shame on you. Go back to belittling and degrading someone who ACTUALLY matters in the celebrity world, k?

Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Carltonsux

17. we need sum lil gummi bears.

Posted at 2:24PM on Nov 24th 2007 by bossman

18. I've had bowel movements with more personality than this guy.

Thanks



Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Conky

19. Wow Shauna Sands..that's what you've resorted yourself too..Gummi Bear? Um nice...LOL
I guess after Lorenzo Lamas...you gotta find somewhere..or something.

Posted at 5:50PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Sweetness34

20. I've had sex for money, but I wouldn't do that!

Posted at 3:27PM on Nov 24th 2007 by ishouldbedoingsomethingmorewithmylife

21. Jason isn't a bear. Bears don't lie. Jason is the wizard. Wizards aren't cute they are Judy Garland in a fatass suit.

Jason Davis is bi.

Next time you try and crush a coke can Jason - wear some freakin shoes. Cans CUT. Why so shy about the details of your injury? Stupidity has a new name.

BOO.

Posted at 4:29PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Who is Scott Harding?

22. #16 She smiled as she thought to herself....I think I will raise him up just so I can tear him down.

"Love" and Jason...he'd "love" to eat you....yeah that's the type of "love" we need. I say rap a big pink ribbon around naked Jason stick an apple in his mouth and send him to Africa they can BBQ him and feed a nation. Sure this pig would brown up nice and succulent.

Think I'll add a donkey to my Christmas list.

Posted at 4:54PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Mutley

23. “It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. ...

Posted at 5:10PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Rusty Vain

24. This guy is such a nasty B&*#@RD! He and his geasy brother just ride the coat tails of ANYONE worth 2 ounces of crap. I feel sorry for the idots that actually let them hang out with them, too ignorant to know it I guess!

Posted at 6:06PM on Nov 24th 2007 by whythahell

25. Send this hero over to Iraq. Do something worthwhile with your life Jason instead of wanting to eat people.

Sorry this little lamb has such a big mouth and never shuts up. Sutherland would have sacked me years ago.

Silence of THE PIGS. I say.

Posted at 6:12PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Davis is selling steak knives

26. Come on Harvey - you sure can give it but can't take it? Scared of a girl?

Send these hero's over to Iraq. Do something worthwhile with your life
"gentlemen" instead of wanting to eat people.

Sorry this little lamb has such a big mouth and never shuts up.
Sutherland would have sacked me years ago.

Silence of THE PIGS. I say.

Posted at 7:04PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Davis and Levin are selling Bollenbach knives

27. I take that as a "yes" you are scared of a girl.

Trust me you haven't seen anything yet.

Posted at 7:06PM on Nov 24th 2007 by Live and Let Die

28. Those girls give me the creeps.

They look like coked-out whores. And doesn't Shauna Sands have little girls at home? Ick.

I don't know why that ugly little ex-beauty queen from Nevada is still making anyone's news... man, she needs a nosejob.

This video gave me the creeps. Their moms must be sooo proud! Hey, mom... I made it in Hollywood! Look at me, hanging at the Ivy with some big fat rich sleezy douche!

Nice.

Posted at 12:47AM on Nov 25th 2007 by Michele

29. Who is this guy, TMZ?

Every once in a while, you refer to Gummi Bear as if we're supposed to know who this guy is.

Are we supposed to know who these people are just because you post about them? Like the other unknowns -- Jonas Brothers, Heidi and Spence, Amy Winehouse, etc.?

Posted at 9:31PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Sherri

30. why does tmz feel the need to show pictures of this "guy"............. come on, guys. don't torture us. please.

Posted at 2:16AM on Nov 25th 2007 by PATRICKDEMPSEYLOVESME

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