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Britney and the Chinese Babies: The Inner Dialog

Britney SpearsHey y'all, I knowed I been quiet for a whilers, but I had to set the records straghtenin' right about this Chinese babies story.

Y'see ... I tolded my Guatermalanian maid to get me two orders of Chinese for the babies. Well she don't hear too good, and she says I talk funny, so when she told Alli, she said, "Missy Britney want two Chinese babies." Before I knowed it, Alli found a redoption agency and filled up all them papers in. Coupla weeks later she's showin' me pictures of little Chinese babers and askin' me to choose which two do I want?!

I did not order me up some Chinese chirldrens. Heckers, if I wanted me some more babies I'd find me another K-Fart and make me some! I do not need to go all the way to Japan.



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31. Chinese babers? What are you, retard? Damn you TMZ

Posted at 9:12AM on Nov 27th 2007 by tuna

32. The sad thing is Britney doesn't realize that these idiot at TMZ making fun of her sorry ass. She still talking, and posing picture for the Pap. Would somebody please tell Britney that these TMZ retards talking trash about her trash? Wonder if Britney can read, so we can just point her to TMZ.COM.

Posted at 9:18AM on Nov 27th 2007 by TMZ=ScumOfSociety

33. Poor taste. Poor, poor taste. I am rethinking if I should continue to look at this website. This is racist and disgusting. YOU should all be ashamed. I am sure when you went to school putting trash like this out there was what you were aspiring to right? Nice,,,, I hope you are proud of yourselves. LOW class TMZ

Posted at 9:21AM on Nov 27th 2007 by bridget

34. I have an excellent sense of humor and once they write something funny - I'll laugh! I just don't see how making fun of someone's dialect is funny. Shame on me!

Posted at 9:23AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Get Real

35. That was brilliant! I love Britney. We've all made really stupid mistakes thank God they weren't documented for the whole world to see.

Posted at 9:24AM on Nov 27th 2007 by sewandsew

36. Sorry TMZ, but of late, even Britney looks brilliant next to your reporting. You're the freaks who reported she adopting Chinese Twins; spent three months dissing Brit, and ran an article that Brit was a great mother and it was K-Fed... like..can you get your story straight at all? Why not admit you're dumb as mud and get on with it?

Posted at 9:38AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Marsha

37.

Britney obviously has a list of issues that are real. She needs to get a grip and do something about it.

That being said, I think nonsense like this shows a decided lack of taste and a personal vendetta against Britney by TMZ. The question is why?

Reporting her odd behaviors and making jest is one thing. Making up ludicrous stories out of whole cloth which are only meant to embarrass and debase someone isn't funny.


Posted at 10:02AM on Nov 27th 2007 by OCD

38. ok then, ummm, the most sophomoric juvenile humor yet...

Posted at 10:15AM on Nov 27th 2007 by jbird

39. From a true Southerner with some intelligence. You have no earthly idea how southern people speak. You can't even get southern slang correct. Stop... this is insulting to those who truly have a brain and live in the south.

Posted at 10:15AM on Nov 27th 2007 by LAD

40. Yall this is too dang funny.
I laffed so hard, i bout pissed my pants!

yeeee haaaw britney sure do need some more babie, uh huh, she sure do need to adopt some chinese critters so dat she canna become a true suthern blondeeee gurl.

uh huhh..dats all she needs. more brats ta feed more brats ta ignore more brats to abuse, ta drop ta pass off to da nannie.

In all seriousness, I hope she doesn't get to adopt two kids, she is just way too irresponsible to do that.

Posted at 10:18AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Carla

41. Grow up TMZ, your article is about as intelligent as you are. Stupid is as stupid does. I think it's funny that you put a report up without checking it out. Where are your ethics? In the toilet with your writing skills?

Posted at 10:45AM on Nov 27th 2007 by TMZ YOU ARE IDIOTS

42. Hilarious!! I love it when you speak for her! LOL!

Posted at 10:23AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Heehawg

43. Who wrote this crap? Not funny. You guys are neck to neck with the National Enquirer!!!!! Terrible twos - not going well TMZ? I wish the so called "stars" would turn the camera on the parasites - YOU!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:30AM on Nov 27th 2007 by just my opinion

44. adopt in the u.s.a.

Posted at 10:31AM on Nov 27th 2007 by big joe

45. This website is such a waste of my (precious) time! It seems that you're always hard up for news, so you either blow up stories way out of proportion....or you just blatantly make stuff up. Bottom line: TMZ sucks!

Dee

Posted at 10:36AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Dee

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